After the woke mind virus infecting University of Utah manifested itself into a spectral bullet which took form in an Instagram post of students saying they feel uncomfortable about Father Mcaffee’s shirt rippeth offeth, how can he recover? Pat is known as a tough guy, no nonsense- type of guy always to pour up a double shot of whiskey. Trust me, I know he can take just about anything, I’ve seen him shotgun a beer with Jelly Roll 😂 , but the evil 18/19 year olds on the University of Utah instagram account causing our poor savior stress as he goes on his Utah college tour 1 A.K.?

After the attempted proverbial assasination attempt, how can he recover? All these snowflakes are claiming he needs to have thicker skin and that he is a net negative to college gameday, but don’t realize Pat is just a regular guy just like us that likes to rip beers and cigarettes, and that as tough as he seems, he gets scared too. Can we expect to see tarps off in Bloomington?

Since this has blown up, I wanted to provide the original video posted by the UofU. Pat tore into the UofU today on his show and even compared his feelings of safety, or lack thereof, to an event that happened on UVUs campus last year.

In the U in the wrong, or was this just a masterclass in trolling?

Fuck BYU

- Coming off CFP semifinals appearance
- Ranked No. 2 in preseason AP Poll
- Loss to UCLA knocks them out of Top 25
- 5-star QB out for season
- Season goes into death spiral

NOTBCS
#1 Miami
Ohio State, 0.99 full places behind Miami
Georgia, 3.68
Indiana, 3.96
Notre Dame, 4.13
UCLA, 5.03
Utah, 5.4
Kentucky, 7.92
Alabama, 7.96
BYU, 8.04
Texas, 9.31
LSU, 10.41
Ole Miss, 11.53
Wake Forest, 13.78
Texas Tech, 13.81
Tennessee, 15.16
Florida, 17.18
Houston, 17.5
Arizona, 18.06
Northwestern, 18.18
SMU, 18.69
Boise State, 19.68
Missouri, 20.07
Wisconsin, 22.21
Oklahoma State, 22.66
Iowa, 22.72
Nebraska, 22.99
USC, 23.24
Oregon, 23.24
Oklahoma, 23.38
South Carolina, 23.54
UTSA, 23.76
James Madison, 23.88
New Mexico, 23.89
Cincinnati, 23.99
Mississippi State, 24.03
Minnesota, 24.15
Oregon State, 24.21
Auburn, 24.25
Texas A&M, 24.27
Virginia Tech, 24.3
Louisville, 24.32
Duke, 24.33
Liberty, 24.35
Michigan, 24.37
Central Florida, 24.37
Penn State, 24.37
North Texas, 24.38
North Dakota State, 24.38
Baylor, 24.38
all others, 24.39

NOTCFP
1 - Miami
2 - Ohio State
3 - Notre Dame
4 - UCLA
5 - Alabama
6 - Indiana
7 - LSU
8 - Georgia
9 - Texas
10 - Utah
11 - Kentucky
12 - Ole Miss
13 - BYU
14 - Wake Forest
15 - Tennessee
16 - Florida
17 - Houston
18 - Texas Tech
19 - Arizona
20 - Northwestern
21 - Wisconsin
22 - Missouri
23 - Oregon
24 - Nebraska
25 - Oklahoma

https://coloradobuffaloeswire.usatoday.com/story/sports/college/buffaloes/football/2026/01/26/colorado-football-deion-sanders-new-team-rules-transfers/88356875007/

Here’s my personal opinion:

1. Rose Bowl
   
2. Fiesta Bowl
   
3. Orange Bowl
   
4. Peach Bowl
   
5. Sugar Bowl
   
6. Cotton Bowl

https://x.com/awfulannouncing/status/2114107562148659340