r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 16d ago
Pete Hegseth carefully weighing whether livestreamed execution will be sponsored by FanDuel or Nashville Fried Chicken Doritos
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 16d ago
Doug Ford vows to protect Ontario's vulnerable crony industry
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 16d ago
Pragmatic supervillain sets sights on conquering small Midwestern township
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 17d ago
Furious Trump rails against Canadian Anne Carson winning Nobel Prize in Literature
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 17d ago
Charming 1980s playground has body count higher than Dahmer
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r/thebeaverton • u/dogeatdog_world • 18d ago
Desperate Brad Bradford adds another Brad to his name
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 19d ago
Polymarket offering bets on next produce that gives everyone diarrhea
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 20d ago
Parti Québécois finally finds minority it likes
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 21d ago
Trump admin demands Canada not meddle in midterms so they can meddle in separatist referendums
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 21d ago
Poilievre team divided over when to drop Mark Carney diss track
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 21d ago
Trump administration eagerly looking for third trade route to completely fuck up
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 23d ago
Rogers completes takeover of everything son talks to local dad about
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r/thebeaverton • u/dogeatdog_world • 23d ago
Carney announces $1.2B investment to protect oceans from his own climate policy
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r/thebeaverton • u/dogeatdog_world • 25d ago
Trump becomes only object on Earth exempt from Canadian urge to apologize
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 25d ago
University assigns Cornell 7 to get ChatGPT to write their essays
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 26d ago
Free Trade Means Never Having To Say You're Sorry - The Beaverton Weekly Report
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 27d ago
Child's imaginary restaurant acquired, shuttered by private equity
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 28d ago
Alberta Separatists unveil development slogan “Come Invest in our unstable breakaway republic!”
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 28d ago
Marvel fan can’t believe you’re watching Avengers: Doomsday before catching up on Loki, Plantman and Thornboy, or Hawkeye’s Son
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 29d ago
David Eby losing election to TBD
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r/thebeaverton • u/dogeatdog_world • Sep 25 '26
"This is what Canadians elected us to do," says Liberal Minister about policy never mentioned once during campaign
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r/thebeaverton • u/dogeatdog_world • Sep 25 '26
Quiz: how should you vote on the Alberta Separation Referendum (sponsored by the Alberta Government)
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r/thebeaverton • u/dogeatdog_world • Sep 24 '26
Meta unsure why women not buying pervert glasses
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r/thebeaverton • u/dogeatdog_world • Sep 24 '26
Blue Jays, Maple Leafs eliminated from playoffs
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • Sep 23 '26
[Podcast} Liberal Strike Omnibusters - The Beaverton Weekly Report
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