r/trees • • 10h ago

Humor the gays are taking over the weed!!

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695 Upvotes

i ate one of these & now i cant stop scrolling grindr!! goddamn gayys!!!!!!


r/see • • 11d ago

Did yall see that ?

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Now what the fuck was that. Did u guys see it too???👀👀


r/trees • • 8h ago

Nugs bought the worst weed ive ever seen

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414 Upvotes

background: im still a newbie smoker and i live in an illegal state

i got referred to this dealer claiming he has the "green stuff" (seems most are shitty and brown) and it wasnt a bad price so i bought an oz
it looks likes its been broken off a brick it smells horrid too and not at all what i was expecting... i guess its kind of green???? if you look at it sideways and squint


r/trees • • 6h ago

Food Brewed my first mana potion

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206 Upvotes

Roughly 14mg but I have a really low THC tolerance so that's a lot for me

Update it hits so fuckingd fast


r/trees • • 10h ago

Stories Went to a wedding last weekend.

311 Upvotes

A family affair, my chronic BIL was in attendance.

He'd asked me to get him whenever I was going for a ciggie, he felt more comfortable puffing with a smoker outside this posh hotel we were at.

My 81 y/o aunt is a cigarette smoker, she also asked me to get her when I was going out for the company.

She came and got me at one point to see if I wanted to go out, I said sure - let me grab BIL. She looks at me with a curious face, "I didn't know BIL smoked cigarettes", to which I replied, "Oh, BIL doesn't smoke cigarettes..."

With a now understanding face she looks at me and excitingly says;

"Oh, I know some people who don't smoke cigarettes, either!"

Life's like that.


r/trees • • 5h ago

Joints/Blunts First post here, enjoy these 2x1s

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111 Upvotes

Professional roller out of Los Angeles. This is an order I am doing for a fellow brand, they wanted some FAT HOLES. This is 2 grams flower with 1 gram of rosin. Flower is Pineapple Zikigai and the rosin is Honey Banana. How many of these are yall smoking in a day? 🤔


r/trees • • 19h ago

Humor Meowwwwww

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1.1k Upvotes

r/trees • • 3h ago

Activism Decades old carved scars on Quaking Aspen trees

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51 Upvotes

Hiking in Colorado you see many groves in reach and out of reach of the human hand. Many of these trees I see initials, but I've been paying attention to years. I've seen 1977, 1996, 2004, 2014, 2020 and so on. They are there as long as the trees live. It is sad and I wish people just appreciated them instead of hurting the tree.


r/trees • • 1d ago

Just Sharing Wife asked me to roll her up a few doobs. Lost track of time.

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2.7k Upvotes

She smokes daily but only a few hoots at a time. Only wants joints as part of her relax ritual. I feel like I've mastered the art of rolling pinners. This is a pretty satisfying handful.


r/trees • • 17h ago

Smoke Spots Having a birthday smoke with my baby

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445 Upvotes

r/trees • • 16h ago

Trees Love First toke after fighting a cold🤒 Feels fantastic!

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245 Upvotes

Cheers ppl💚


r/trees • • 2h ago

Discussion I’d like to not lose this forever.

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After being an (almost) every day smoker for almost 10 years, I took a dab in my apartment that seemed incredibly average which led to me coughing real hard and a pain in my lungs. After it didn’t go away for 11 days with other concerning symptoms arriving after a bit like heart palpitations, I went to my local urgent care who immediately recommended me to a hospital. There, I was given an emergency chest tube procedure due to a collapsed lung, and was told that my days of smoking were pretty much over. Even if I were not to smoke, the chance of my lung collapsing sometime in the next few years is 20-30%. Smoking will raise that to 60-80%.

The easy answer of course is to just take edibles, the problem with that is that about 90% of them have had zero effect on me. I once had chocolates that worked, and Delta-8 (not proud of it) gummies I got from my old job at a smoke shop that worked as well. Other than those two, I’ve eaten over 50 edibles in my life and cannot remember a single other one working. I’ve eaten entire bags of 200mg and brownies totaling 1000mg. I don’t know if it’s my enzymes, I’m an extremely skinny guy and I’ve heard that can have some effect. Regardless, I trued another 60mg today and felt absolutely nothing.

If I have to accept this as my new normal, I can come to terms with it. It does objectively suck and I really wouldn’t like to lose this part of my life. Anyone that has had experience with any other alternate forms of THC, I’d love to hear about it. Especially if edibles aren’t very effective to you.

TL;DR- Does anyone have any experience with edibles not working but found an alternative such as lozenges or tinctures, and is it worth giving them a try under my circumstances?


r/trees • • 4h ago

Just Sharing First time grower! Not much (21g), but still proud of it!

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r/trees • • 7h ago

Nugs Does this look like a g

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35 Upvotes

r/trees • • 11h ago

THC Break Blue Zushi flower x S'more Punch wax

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67 Upvotes

😋


r/trees • • 7h ago

Trees Love What we tokin' on tonight?

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32 Upvotes

Tropical Burst from Seed Junky, feeling fantastic. Little fruity, a little earthy, little hint of diesel, lotta hint of fun. Cheers Friends 🤙🌿


r/trees • • 20h ago

Discussion Negativity In This Sub [0]

324 Upvotes

Hey fellow ents. I’ve been lurking/posting/commenting here since at least 2012/2013, the days of [0] high ratings, pics of food, and good vibes.

I’ve recently noticed a BIG uptick in toxicity here. Lots of bashing people in comments, trying to flex, calling people dumb or young and stupid.

What the hell is going on? When did this elitist, negative, generally fucking lame attitude start?

We’re all just folks who enjoy some good old weed. For example, I’m 36, I keep it old school and only smoke flower. Do I partake in gas station THCa carts? Nope. Will I judge you for it? Absolutely not.

We need to do a better job here. Stop being so condescending. Stop being fucking rude to strangers. Stop judging other people.

The only thing you can judge is the cleanliness of someone’s piece lol. (Clean your shit).

Anyways, just thought it was worth calling out. Happy toking, and peace and love!


r/trees • • 5h ago

Dabs Strait from the shop to the dab room! 🥳🤘🤠✌️😺🤜🍁🔥 who’s getting ripped?💨🎃

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11 Upvotes

The Tuddy puddy ! 😺🤜


r/trees • • 2h ago

Plants just a pic of my first plant 🌱

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7 Upvotes

r/trees • • 7h ago

4/20 Synchronized Tokes Happy Tuesday night

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16 Upvotes

r/trees • • 13h ago

Sesh Music Favourite stoner rap album? Tryna broaden my horizons

40 Upvotes

side quest: what’s your favourite song to smoke to? Mine’s The Lounge by king Capital Steez 👑


r/trees • • 11h ago

Trees Love First time smoking flower in 6 years😩

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29 Upvotes

Was given this pretty Tyson 2.0 bong as a house warming gift along with 3.5 of a Sativa strand called “Obama Runtz”. Been pretty sweet so far, the first time I got high was off of a bong and this one just hits so much smoother than the first one I love it!


r/trees • • 2h ago

Trees Love I won’t have enough! I like to make the ant during the summer, but when the provisions are ready I tend to make the grasshopper (cigale)

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6 Upvotes

r/trees • • 1d ago

Humor Came in from smoking my joint and almost had a heart attack 😂

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422 Upvotes

r/trees • • 16h ago

AskTrees How do yall take care of your throat/lungs/etc?

65 Upvotes

No matter how clean your bong is, if you smoke a lot you're bound to have irritation. So what do y'all do about it?

I personally am a big fan of making Throat Coat tea with a bunch of honey, or just downing a tsp of honey straight from the bottle. I also massage my throat and sinuses, I learned how to massage my throat during voice training (trans) before I gave up on it (too expensive), and it's really helpful for getting all the gunk out