r/Bookkeeping • u/metapours • 10h ago
Rant Client's owner is taking 4x what his business makes, and his ops manager just told me (by text, on a Sunday) that I'm not allowed to talk to him anymore. Do I fire them?
Long one, sorry. I need to vent and I also genuinely need a gut check, and advice.
I'm a solo bookkeeper. One of my clients is a commission-based sales agency.
The model: Reps sell, manufacturers pay the agency, the agency pays the reps. Not complicated in theory.
But an absolute financial shit show in reality.
I got recruited by the ops manager who wanted me to review the books because the old bookkeeper "didn't know what she was doing."
This was a true story, the prior bookkeeper had literally been making up transactions. Not sloppy books. Fabricated transactions to make the bank accounts reconcile. Made up, imaginary numbers. Large deposits not tied to actual invoices. An absolute shit show.
I've never seen anything like it. And in hindsight this was probably the red flag that should have sent me running in the first place.
So I did the forensic cleanup, caught the books up, and built their whole commission calculator from scratch, took over payroll, reconcile the owner's cards, all of it. I basically AM the finance department.
And now that the books are actually clean, I can see exactly what's going on. And it is ugly.
The numbers:
Profit Jan through Sept: about $72K
Owner distributions over the same months: about $290K. Plus another $30K he pulled last week.
So he took 4x what the business made. A $140K line of credit covered the gap (maxed now, nothing left) along with draining the bank account.
Right before that $30K draw, I counted everything already owed (rep commissions, his credit cards, bills). Under $4K was actually free for distribution. He took $30K. So $26K of it was other people's money.
His salary is tiny, by the way. His "business expenses" were running through payroll as reimbursements (HUGE ones), and his distributions were getting lumped in there too, until I untangled it and pulled his cards into the bank feed. And flat out refused to run owner distributions through payroll as reimbursements.
The one thing this man definitely knows how to do is spend. That's really the whole problem. Business spending aside, his personal lifestyle apparently demands the distributions he's taking, which is why he won't cut them back.
The business actually does make money. He just spends waaay more than it makes, and treats whatever's sitting in the bank as his. And it almost always looks full, because the reps get paid weeks after the money comes in. So he sees a big balance and helps himself.
Two more fun facts:
1. Their biggest team, (who bring in roughly half the revenue), might be leaving. I found this out from the ops manager. Not the owner.
- There's a guy who gets paid like a partner but isn't one. He gets half the profit pool on EVERYONE'S deals, including the owner's own deals. Over the last four commission periods he made about $142K, and about three quarters of that came from deals he didn't close. That's on pace for $300K+ a year, while the business can't afford its own owner's spending habits and he's borrowing from next month's deposits to take his distribution.
I built the calculator, so I can see it to the dollar. But the owner doesn't want to change the deal because of their personal relationships. (Even if it sinks the ship apparently.)
But here's the part that actually broke me, and has me writing this rant.
Sunday. Text from the ops manager. Asking me questions I told her the answer to last week, and also that she's now the "primary point of contact for all financial matters." That there is to be no direct communication with the owner. That he will only discuss commissions approvals with me and even that may be delegated to her.
I asked why he doesn't want to talk to me directly. "It has nothing to do with you, he prefers a single point of contact." Then basically: the questions would be the same coming from him or her, so why does it matter?
It matters because I'm the one diagnosing the problem!! I'm the person who can see the ship going down, and I'm being told to pass notes through someone whose whole approach is softening everything so he doesn't get upset, and treats him like a child.
I know she knows it's bad. I also know she's not delivering it straight. Much more concerned about how he feels about the news than the reality of the news.
I know she knows it's bad.
She's the one who told me about the team leaving, and has asked for financial reports that don't actually go anywhere.
The problem is she'd rather make it palatable than give brutal honesty, and brutal is what the reality is.
She's also all over the place and one of the most unprofessional people I've ever worked with. Weekend texts constantly. I've asked for email or Slack more than once. Completely ignored. Hours spent on reports requests that doesn't know how to do herself.
Meanwhile simple statement requests that I shouldn't "bother the owner with" ho ignored by her for a month.
She's also requested I pay a subcontractor through payroll, but flat out refusing to provide a W-9 because the owner prefers not to report it. (Ummmm what?!?! I flat out refused to do that btw)
If the company was doing great, he could set up communication however he wanted. But it's not doing great. It's on the edge, and I think he wants to cut off communication with me is the equivalent of wanting to take the batteries out of the smoke detector because the beeping the dumpster fire that is his current financial situation is "so annoying."
My plan: Monday I email him directly. Here are the numbers. Here's what I need: direct access, a meeting this week, asking for a reply from HIM confirming text message from the ops manager that he doesn't want direct communication with me.
And if he says that is actually how he wants communication ser up. Everything routed through her I plan on resigning effective immediately.
I was already planning on leaving once I replaced the income with other clients, but even though they pay well it no longer seems worth it to wait and am prepared to take the financial hit.
So if you made it this far, first off,thank you.
What do you
But second, should I even bother with the email? Or just fire them now and skip it?
How would you handle an owner who won't look at reality and a gatekeeper who won't let you show it to him?
Has anyone stayed with a client like this and actually seen it turn around? Or does it always end the way I think it ends?
All advice is welcome.
I'm not sure what the professional move is here. Or if I should even be worrying about that anymore given the circumstances.