He forgot to add "...and stuff them in your mouth" when I found out he was serving durian and Limburger.

I think I used a bit too much olestra, she's dead

But if you send me a typo, I will post your profile in the community forums for local cheaters, and block you.

So I changed my currency to euros.

Fun fact the "f" in orphan stands for family😊.

😭🙌🏻

Since then, my mugging attempts have been a lot more successful.

You should have seen the Luke on his face.

"That way, if I get it wrong, you have to give me $2000."

I lowered my head in shame and said nothing, failing yet another test in my clairvoyancy class.

For some reason, he put the sugar back, and took a mini M&M's tube instead

They were literally called Laughingstocks

A real Pyrex-maniac

He is very much mist.

I love reminding her that there is a reason they called it just that.

Its the only way to build a suspension bridge!

Pissception.

Imma bayou!

Not because they're controversial, mind you, but because I tend to post in places that don't get a lot of views.

It's believed to be the first historical occurence of someone eating a bag of dicks.

I was born deaf.

I’m wearing a dress with built in shorts and no booty hole.

Existence is futile.

I live in a herd in many fields.