they threw me out because I looked like I might start something.

It went sideways really fast.

I thought she was striking...

I was charged with disturbing the peas.

I named it the octoplus.

But listening closer, I realized it was just pigeon English.

Prime mates.

She told me to stop talking about the kids like that!

Because he wanted a light snack.

It always went the extra inch.

I built a doll’s house out of thin chocolate wafers last night. Amazingly, it is still in mint condition.

So I made a snap decision.

This takes me back

Because it’s ground beef.

I said, "No. They're mine."

But you've probably heard of herbivore?

I said I didn’t know he could.

M1: "Can you imagine such a country where everyone is tall, dons blonde hair, and eats fish?"

M2: "Nowway!"

"Happy Howl-oween"

Position you have with your Unix computer.

He wanted to nose around.

“Be a gentleman and roll them back to her.”

It, well, it takes a Village, People.

They're Ell-o-ells.