r/clevercomebacks • u/dellaazeem22 • 1h ago

He is capable of turning on anyone at a moment’s notice, should they withhold the words he longs to hear

• Upvotes

22 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/CherryPopyy • 3h ago

Every accusation is a confession

1.5k Upvotes

33 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/FluffyHearty • 4h ago

Texas GOP is so desperate they're using Islamophobia on a Catholic Latina. Can't make this up.

6.2k Upvotes

208 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Fickle_Petal • 6h ago

Obama in one sentence dismantled $30 billion of GOP foreign policy

13.5k Upvotes

390 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/gashtal_man • 14h ago

The Difference Between Taste and Sense

1.9k Upvotes

89 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER • 15h ago

Imagine Mocking Blue Hair While Defending Powdered Wigs

6.8k Upvotes

90 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Veshaad • 15h ago

Extended recess...

5.2k Upvotes

74 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/gashtal_man • 21h ago

Connection issue or loyalty issue?

1.1k Upvotes

44 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Veshaad • 21h ago

Believe what I say, not what I do.

3.7k Upvotes

116 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/gashtal_man • 21h ago

Kindness without cameras, but with a prompt

15.7k Upvotes

1.2k comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/DecentWorldlinesss • 1d ago

I dodge flock cameras…powered by MapQuest

13.2k Upvotes

177 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/jonnismizzle • 1d ago

A stinky situation all around

272 Upvotes

21 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/scenestudio • 1d ago

Grok is right again.

1.5k Upvotes

49 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Monsur_Ausuhnom • 1d ago

The Difficulties of Extra Properties.

14.1k Upvotes

696 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/snowballsomg • 1d ago

Regarding Teachers “Encouraging” Kids to be Transgender

3.8k Upvotes

86 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Comfortable_Tutor_43 • 1d ago

Nuclear powered cars are available today

207 Upvotes

58 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ufl015 • 1d ago

Sometimes you don’t even have to trick them into confessing

1.8k Upvotes

66 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/gashtal_man • 1d ago

Safety is a working-class issue. They voted no

6.2k Upvotes

168 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER • 1d ago

Your gas money is their yacht money.

2.8k Upvotes

55 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Veshaad • 1d ago

Things that make you go hmm..

12.4k Upvotes

425 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/TheCABK • 1d ago

Finally Using Roy G Biv

2.0k Upvotes

50 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/gashtal_man • 1d ago

Buying elections with pocket change

2.2k Upvotes

61 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Monsur_Ausuhnom • 1d ago

On Creationism.

2.9k Upvotes

89 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/gashtal_man • 1d ago

Money to buy elections, but not to pay taxes

6.6k Upvotes

144 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Glass-Fan111 • 2d ago

Just A Fun One. For A Change.

2.2k Upvotes

89 comments

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