r/clevercomebacks • u/Veshaad • 2d ago

A stable genius...

4.5k Upvotes

91 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Glass-Fan111 • 2d ago

Just A Fun One. For A Change.

2.2k Upvotes

89 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER • 2d ago

Promoted Wednesday, canceled by Thursday.

4.1k Upvotes

213 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER • 2d ago

Democracy loses, Republicans call it a win.

21.7k Upvotes

1.1k comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/FillTally • 3d ago

And that was the end of that discussion

21.1k Upvotes

880 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER • 2d ago

Rules for thee, excuses for Republicans.

3.1k Upvotes

52 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Veshaad • 3d ago

There's an answer for everything...

9.0k Upvotes

162 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Monsur_Ausuhnom • 2d ago

The Drama of McDonalds.

2.7k Upvotes

139 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/gashtal_man • 2d ago

Fear of the Ballot Box

2.2k Upvotes

54 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Glass-Fan111 • 3d ago

Harsh Truth To Be Swell.

2.6k Upvotes

107 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER • 3d ago

When the Comeback Has More Substance Than the Rally

2.9k Upvotes

51 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/jonnismizzle • 2d ago

I don't think he'll be able to sit after he's been forced to open up for BBC.

992 Upvotes

82 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/r_special_ • 3d ago

Community notes coming back with the ugly truth

2.1k Upvotes

165 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/MrFenric • 3d ago

Every accusation is a confession

5.4k Upvotes

99 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/brother_p • 3d ago

Historical facts

623 Upvotes

18 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER • 3d ago

Release the Call or Stop Playing Victim

658 Upvotes

20 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/scenestudio • 3d ago

Someone Bring This Guy A Liquid Nitrogen

831 Upvotes

72 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/seanosul • 3d ago

Fact is fact.

15.0k Upvotes

230 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER • 3d ago

The call is coming from inside the house

4.7k Upvotes

102 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/gashtal_man • 3d ago

The new definition of Christianity

5.1k Upvotes

168 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/zzill6 • 3d ago

Maybe things aren't working out

2.8k Upvotes

50 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Veshaad • 4d ago

McConaughey needs to read the room...

5.7k Upvotes

360 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/jonnismizzle • 4d ago

Who exactly is this "we"?

10.8k Upvotes

375 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/reflibman • 3d ago

James Talarico to Elon: "There is something deeply wrong with a political system that allows one trillionaire to buy his own personal U.S. Senator."

1.3k Upvotes

29 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Candid-Ad-5525 • 3d ago

Modern problems require modern slavery?

42 Upvotes

10 comments

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