My name is Jeffrey Edward Epstein.

I live at 358 El brillo way, Palm beach, Florida, 33480. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Donald Trump. Trump has been building a human trafficking empire for over a year now and using me as his recruiter. Shortly after my 69th birthday, Trump came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my trafficking knowledge to traffic young women, which he would then sell using his connections in the elite world. Connections that he made through his career with the USA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Trump was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from an aids diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Trump took me on a flight along, and showed me just how much money even a small trafficking operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Trump had a partner, a man named Charlie kirk, a businessman. Trump essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Kirk threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Trump and Kirk had a falling out. From what I can gather, Trump was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Kirk flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Kirk was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Trumps ear was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Trump was bent on revenge, working with a man named Benjamin Netanyahu, he plotted to kill Kirk, and did so. In fact, the microphone that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Trump had risen in the ranks to become the president of america, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my criminal activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Trump had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Trump will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is.

Seriously, I say this to my coworker almost every day. Gah, he frustrates me so much... He comes in a few minutes late every morning dressed perfectly with just that little bit a sweat glistening on his sharp cheeks because he takes the stairs instead of the elevator and just glides right up them with his long, powerful strides, a former long jumper I believe, and I can tell by the way his tight little rump has those cheeks bouncing independently from one another has he rushes to another important meeting. Gosh, he's so valuable to what we do around here with that sharp wit and common sense, but really it's his humor, you know? Like, just funny. Always laughing, always making me laugh, always over my shoulder with his wide hand slapped put on my back pointing out a harmless typo on my email and poking a little fun at it. That easy goofing that makes coming into the office worth it. And I feel like I want to do something for him, like get him a gift or like ask him if he wants to hang out after work sometime, but instead, he's always asking me to edit a PDF and I tell him, I get real cross with him now, I tell him that a PDF is a FINAL DELIVERY FORMAT and that it is NOT supposed to be edited, that if he's wants to change a PDF, he needs to get ahold of the source document, but he never listens, never. Just gives me a shy boner and nothing more.

DAAAARLIIING~ GUESS WHOS BACK FROM JAAAAILLLL!! That’s right, baby! Daddy’s home from prison!! I’ve been dreaming about this moment, for the past 16 years! Yes, yes, yes, and I missed you, my love! Darling! What is your location?! What are you doing right now!? TELL ME RIGHT NOW!! PUT YOUR UBER DRIVER ON THE PHONE!! PUT HIM ON THE PHONE!! Ok darling, well, your location will do. Ok, just know, Daddy’s back from jail, and he’s coming for you!!

Remember guys, kane did this at 16. Alexander the great became emperor at 20. Einstein learned calculus at 13. Isaac Newton INVENTED calculus at 22. Vincent van Goh began painting at 27. Joan of Arc deffended her city at 17. And Edgar Allan Poe started writing at 15.

So maybe it's about you wash your disgusting bedsheets

I genuinely don't think people understand how deeply the allegations surrounding Ethan Klein and Hila have affected my life. When I first heard the news, I was absolutely gutted, and something inside me changed forever. Ethan and Hila represented everything I believed about love, loyalty, and the sanctity of marriage. To think that Hila could have been betrayed by the person she trusted most has completely shattered my understanding of human relationships. I've found myseld lying awake at night, questioning whether true love even exists anymore. My friends tell me I'm taking this too personally, but I don't think they understand the emotional weight of watching something you believed in fall apart. I've struggled to find joy in the little things, knowing that someone as strong and graceful as Hila could potentially experience such heartbreak. I stand with Hila, not because I know her personally, but because compassion should never require proximity. This situation has fundamentally altered my perception of trust, commitment, and the fragile nature of the human condition. And when history looks back on this moment, I want it to be known that while others remained silent, I stood unwaveringly, unapologetically, and wholeheartedly with Hila Klein.

To make a fish walk on land, we must use feet so it can walk. To do this, calmly harvest these feet from a nearby member of homo sapiens species. They have excellent feet. Now when cutting be careful, you don't want to damage the nerves as we need to link those into the fish later. While doing this make sure the fish is alive. You carefully remove all the flesh from a fish's fins, but you leave the nerves and blood veins, then you mark the feet say 4 inches down, and then remove all the flesh from them, leaving the nerves and veins free, and you must join these to branching blood vessels and nerves you probably have lieing around if your into this kinda thing.

With all that ready, the fish should have legs and you can grant it the ability to walk if you can properly grow the feet into the fishes flesh , and teach it motor skills

Time skip 10 years and they are all 20 years old, minus Brock who is 25.

So brock has married a nurse joy finally and has 10 kids that look like nurse joy, not him, just her. And they are all joy. Meanwhile ash is trying to buy misty from the rent-a-girlfriend smartphone app, but gary oak already bought her, so he goes to find him, and he finds brock, who has become sanji from one piece. as soon as he sees that, "we were", which is the fake straw hat version of "we are" starts playing. They chase pikachu to the point of him just flat out leaving, before they find misty with gary, beating him up. After this misty goes off with ash, but brock has 20 more nurse joy kids, while gary talks about his 10 trillion milks.

Yeah this ending is very meme filled but still better than the official dirt road ending. Don't get me wrong, I like the anime, LOVE IT in fact, the ending was just booty.

Actually that's a giant lie that every idiot who tries to sound like they know the comics uses.

Anyone that actually knows the character of Joker knows that Ledger actually is the most comic accurate version we've gotten in live-action movies. Seriously. The only things that aren't faithful are that he has makeup and scars instead of bleached skin.

That's it. Other than that, he is literally 100% the character from the comics.

The "actual fans" might attempt to bring up Jack Nicholson...and open themselves up for embarrassment by doing so...

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It’s incredible that these people exist, but they really do. These are the people who justify the demographic replacement of Western countries in terms of the variety of street food and how many different kinds of fried-meat-and-vegetables in a flatbread they can buy.

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So Reddit, you’ve given me temporary bans 2x for the same exact thing. I want you to explain where I’ve gone wrong. Generally if someone gets under my skin, I’m not angry at them. Far from it, and it generally is because they doubt what I’ve said. I simply invite them to come here on their dime and I’ll arrange to have a professionally sanctioned fight. I’ll pay for everything except them getting here. The sanctioning fee, the drug tests, for a professional ref, etc etc. To me this is like a couple golfers arguing and agreeing to meet up. Yes MMA can be violent. My intent is never violent, far from it. You doubt me? Fine. I’m willing to do this and this, you just have to do this. I’m not aggressive and whatever else you used to ban me. Quite frankly I don’t care?

I would really like this answered. And look at it from the perspective of two golfers agreeing to play each other. No one cares. This is a professionally sanctioned fight. Let that fact sink in. I’m not promoting or advocating violence. I’m not giving anyone an invite to meet me at my house? This is like the Yankees and the Mets agreeing to play Two golfers aren’t going to a professional event to play. I am. It’s not me arguing it’s me seeing if someone that wants an argument and if they will back up what they say? I’m willing to. Thus the invites. Consider me the +5 golfer in this conversation. I’m just asking anyone with doubts to back up their words. Simple. If two golfers are arguing do you even care? No who would. I’m not even arguing and I’m inviting someone to a professional event. That I’m willing to pay for. What’s so hard to understand there? So maybe a CFB team like Alabama paying 1.5 million to annihilate the Helen Keller school for blind girls is a better analogy. I’m willing to put my ass on the line in a professionally sanctioned sport. Why the disparity? I’m a +2.2 in golf by the way. And I’ve played and couches college football.

Why must these exist? I feel violated just looking at them. I might have to delete this imagine off my phone. I recoil when looking at this. The sight makes me feel trapped.

As a kid, I had nightmares of these things crawling inside of me. Staring at me through the window. I'd sometimes make 'contracts' in my mind so I would feel like they'd stay away. I wanted to shower and scrub myself clean for an hour for each second I saw them. They look like they'd eat your shit. I hate it. They're just so profoundly disgusting with those smiles. With those eyes. I hate it. I hate it so fucking much. If I wanted to quit porn, I'd look at this image everytime I got an urge, and become dryer than the Sahara desert.

I wanted to cry everytime I saw these on Netflix. I genuinely had to leave the room if it played. I feel similarly to this day, although to a lesser extent. They're dirty. Horrifically dirty. A single minute of this show will make me more uncomfortable than any horror movie made. Not even The Human Centipede can rival this mindfuck.

Does the sight of these things make anyone else so profoundly uncomfortable and disgusted?

you cant avoid it sadly.

ELI5: Why is the sun hot?

Top comment:

The Sun constitutes a self-gravitating, quasi-spherical assemblage of ionized baryonic constituents whose internal pressure gradients asymptotically counterbalance the inward-directed gravitational acceleration imposed by its own mass distribution.
As a consequence of this hydrostatic equilibrium, the solar core experiences extreme thermodynamic compression, producing temperatures on the order of 1.5×10^7 kelvin.
At these temperatures, hydrogen nuclei—predominantly protonic entities possessing positive electric charge—exhibit a sufficiently elevated kinetic-energy distribution to facilitate nuclear interactions despite the formidable electrostatic repulsion associated with their Coulombic mutual exclusion.

What kind of understanding becomes possible once the distinction between the thing which is being understood and the thing which merely resembles understanding from a sufficient distance has been abandoned?

I hate Verity.

I keep seeing so much fucking hype for this yellow ball, and it doesn't make any sense.

First, the design is lazy. I get ThatMob tried to make the design recognizable, but it just turns out lazy. I can make a 2D, 3D, fucking 4D yellow ball, and it would be easy peasy. Maybe not the 4D part, but still.

Second, I watched the series, and it sucks. First, there are so many plot holes, and things that don't make sense. And not to mention, the end was quite literally a copy OF THE ENDING OF OBSESSION! Spoilers ahead, but in Obsession, Bear called One Wish Willow support to see if he could cancel the wish, and in the Verity Series, ThatMob called Verity Support to make Verity stop torturing him. And they both told them the same thing. "No, you can't cancel it, the best you can do is kill yourself." SPEAKING OF, THAT'S ALSO THE SAME ENDING AS OBSESSION! Yeah, sure, Bear didn't go out in a gun to the neck way, but considering the previous Obsession "reference" (it's quite literally just the same ending) it's clear ThatMob just copied the ending of Obsession. Except Obsession is actually good! The characters is written in a great way, the actors were amazing, and if you're a Dead Meat fan, the Golden Chainsaw goes to Sara's death. IYKYK.

Third, despite Verity knowing everything, he still asks questions. Motherfucker, you know what I ate yesterday, shouldn't you know if I live alone?

I still have so many problems with this excuse of a fictional AI, but I'm gonna leave it at that.

Here's a step-by-step guide on how to enter a swimming pool. It is urgent you follow all these instructions to a T because it is crucial you don't sacrifice your safety and success rate for completing this recreational activity.

Phase I: The Pre-Pool Preparatory Protocol

Step 1: Establish the Existence and Accessibility of the Swimming Pool

Before undertaking any pool-related activities, confirm that a swimming pool actually exists at the intended destination. This may involve visually locating the pool, consulting a facility map, or asking a responsible individual to confirm its location. Ensure that the pool is open, that entry is permitted, and that the water is at an appropriate temperature for swimming. Do not begin changing clothes in anticipation of a pool that has been closed for maintenance since Tuesday.

Step 2: Conduct a Comprehensive Inventory of Swimming Equipment

Obtain a suitable swimming bag and place all required equipment within it. This should include a swimsuit, a towel, swimming goggles, sunscreen, and appropriate footwear. Additional items may include a swim cap, a water bottle, a change of dry clothes, and a plastic bag for damp belongings. Examine each item individually rather than assuming that its presence in your mental inventory guarantees its presence in the physical bag. Mentally picture the goggles, open the bag, and verify that the goggles are, in fact, goggles and not an empty case.

Step 3: Perform Preliminary Skin Protection Procedures

If swimming outdoors, apply broad-spectrum, water-resistant sunscreen with SPF 67 or higher to exposed skin, following the product label. Pay particular attention to the ears, neck, shoulders, and other areas frequently neglected by people who believe their shoulders are invincible. Apply it before entering the water and allow it to settle according to the instructions. Remember that sunscreen is not a magical force field and needs reapplication as directed, especially after swimming and towel drying.

Step 4: Initiate the Swimsuit Deployment Sequence

Enter an appropriate changing area and retrieve the swimsuit from the swimming bag. Confirm that the swimsuit is the correct item of clothing and not a towel that has been folded into a suspiciously swimsuit-shaped rectangle. Put it on in accordance with its design, ensuring that the fabric sits comfortably and securely. Check that straps are positioned correctly, seams are not twisted, and the garment allows unrestricted movement. Conduct a final visual inspection to verify that you are dressed for swimming rather than accidentally preparing for a completely different recreational activity.

Step 5: Inspect the Aquatic Vision Enhancement Apparatus

Retrieve your swimming goggles and examine both lenses for cracks, dirt, and mysterious fingerprints. Inspect the strap for twisting, damage, or excessive looseness. Adjust the strap so that the goggles can form a comfortable seal around your eyes without requiring you to tighten them to the point of launching your eyebrows into another dimension. If needed, rinse the goggles with clean water according to their care instructions. Do not use saliva or household cleaning chemicals. Place them somewhere accessible so you do not have to perform an emergency excavation of your bag later.

Phase II: The Human Readiness Assessment

Step 6: Confirm That Your Body Has Received Adequate Hydration

Drink some water before beginning your aquatic adventure. The objective is to arrive reasonably hydrated, not to consume an entire lake's worth of drinking water immediately before entering another lake-like body of water. Take a comfortable amount, swallow normally, and return the bottle to a secure location. If you are thirsty, continue drinking sensibly. Remember that swimming pools can be warm environments, and the fact that you are surrounded by water does not mean your body can absorb it through sheer proximity.

Step 7: Complete the Preliminary Personal Hygiene Inspection

Visit the appropriate washing facilities and make sure you are reasonably clean before entering the pool. Wash your hands if necessary, and check for dirt, grass, sand, or other substances that have accumulated during previous land-based activities. If you have used lotions, cosmetics, or hair products, follow the facility's hygiene guidance. The purpose is to minimize the amount of unnecessary material you contribute to the shared water supply. The pool filtration system has a job already; there is no need to assign it additional administrative responsibilities.

Step 8: Conduct a Gentle Musculoskeletal Systems Check

Move your shoulders, rotate your arms gently, flex and extend your ankles, and walk around briefly to prepare for physical activity. Avoid forcing any movement or attempting to demonstrate flexibility that your joints have not authorized. If you intend to swim laps, a short, gentle warm-up is sensible. If you are simply planning to float around while contemplating the meaning of existence, a brief general warm-up is still perfectly reasonable. The purpose is readiness, not an impromptu Olympic qualifying event.

Step 9: Review the Environmental and Safety Conditions

Observe the pool area before approaching the water. Identify the shallow and deep sections, locate the posted depth markings, and review any rules concerning diving, running, flotation devices, and restricted areas. Check for wet surfaces, nearby obstacles, and other swimmers. If you are not a confident swimmer, make sure a responsible lifeguard or supervising adult is present and follow their instructions. Do not assume that every section of the pool is shallow merely because the water looks visually innocent.

Step 10: Secure All Non-Aquatic Personal Belongings

Remove unnecessary valuables from your immediate swimming setup. Place your phone, wallet, keys, and dry clothing in an appropriate locker or designated secure location. Verify that the locker is closed and secured according to the facility's procedure. Do not leave an unsecured smartphone beside the pool and then act surprised when gravity, water, or another person becomes involved in its afternoon. Keep essential items accessible without allowing them to become obstacles on the pool deck.

Phase III: The Final Approach to the Water

Step 11: Execute the Mandatory Pre-Swim Shower Procedure

Enter the designated shower area and rinse your body thoroughly before swimming, following the pool facility's requirements. Wet your hair and skin, and use soap where appropriate. Pay attention to areas that may retain sweat, dirt, or personal-care products. This procedure helps reduce contaminants entering the pool and improves shared-water hygiene. Once finished, turn off the shower, ensure that you have collected your belongings, and exit without leaving behind a shampoo bottle that will eventually become an unidentified object in the lost-property department.

Step 12: Install and Calibrate All Remaining Swimming Accessories

Put on your swim cap if you intend to use one. Position it comfortably, making sure it does not obstruct your vision or pull painfully on your hair. Put on your goggles and adjust the strap. If you use prescription swimming goggles or another necessary swimming aid, ensure it is properly fitted. Check that nothing is dangling, loose, or likely to fall off as soon as you move. At this stage, you should resemble a prepared swimmer rather than a person who has been assembled from several unrelated sporting goods.

Step 13: Perform a Preliminary Water Temperature Assessment

Approach the pool at a normal walking pace and assess the conditions. Check posted temperature information if available, or carefully test the water with your hand or foot if permitted. Determine whether the water feels comfortable enough for your planned activity. Do not confuse the temperature of the air with the temperature of the water; these are two separate environmental variables with no contractual obligation to agree. If the water seems unexpectedly cold, enter gradually and give yourself time to adjust.

Step 14: Establish Awareness of the Available Safety Supervision

Locate the lifeguard, if one is provided, and take note of the pool's emergency equipment and exit points. If swimming with friends, establish where everyone is and agree to follow the facility's safety rules. Children and inexperienced swimmers should have appropriate, attentive adult supervision. Never assume that a lifeguard has automatically memorized your personal swimming ability, your preferred swimming style, or your dramatic tendency to splash when startled. You remain responsible for making safe decisions throughout the activity.

Step 15: Initiate the Controlled Poolside Locomotion Protocol

Walk toward the designated entry point using a careful, stable gait. Do not run, sprint, slide, or attempt an unnecessarily theatrical entrance. Pool decks can be slippery even when they appear perfectly safe. Keep your eyes on your route, allow other swimmers adequate space, and avoid stepping on abandoned goggles, towels, or mysterious pool toys. If wearing sandals, ensure they fit securely and are suitable for the wet environment. The goal is to reach the water without first becoming an unplanned demonstration of friction coefficients.

Phase IV: The Immediate Pre-Immersion Checklist

Step 16: Identify and Select the Appropriate Point of Entry

Determine whether the pool is best entered using steps, a ladder, a ramp, or another designated access point. Select an entry method appropriate to your swimming ability and the pool's layout. Confirm that the area is clear of other people and that you are not obstructing someone who is already exiting. Do not select a diving board as your default entry mechanism. Diving is appropriate only where it is specifically permitted, the water depth and conditions are suitable, and you know how to do it safely.

Step 17: Prepare Your Body for the Transition From Air to Water

Stand in a stable position near the chosen entry point. Check that your swimsuit remains secure, your goggles are comfortable, and you have not accidentally carried your phone, wallet, or dry socks into the pool area. Take a normal breath and relax your shoulders. If you are entering cold water, proceed gradually rather than forcing yourself into it. There is no requirement to gasp dramatically, announce your arrival, or make a speech about the temperature. Quiet readiness is a perfectly valid preparation strategy.

Step 18: Conduct the Final Water-Surface and Entry-Zone Inspection

Look at the water directly ahead of your intended entry point. Check for nearby swimmers, floating objects, pool toys, and any unexpected obstruction. Make sure the entry area is clear and that you are not about to collide with someone who is swimming toward you. Verify that the water depth is appropriate for the way you intend to enter. If visibility is poor or a condition seems unsafe, stop and seek assistance rather than treating uncertainty as a challenge that must be conquered.

Step 19: Complete the Final Equipment and Mental Readiness Audit

Perform one last systematic review. Goggles: present. Swimsuit: secure. Pool rules: understood. Entry point: identified. Nearby swimmers: accounted for. Supervision: appropriate. Valuables: safely stored. Hydration: addressed. Body: reasonably prepared. If any item is missing, resolve the issue before entering. Spend approximately one additional moment appreciating the fact that this entire process has been undertaken for the purpose of getting wet in a controlled environment. Once every relevant item has been checked, discontinue the inspection. Rechecking the same goggles for the fourteenth time will not make them more goggle-shaped.

Step 20: Execute the Actual Entry Into the Swimming Pool

Having completed all nineteen preceding procedures, carefully enter the water using the designated steps, ladder, ramp, or another safe and permitted entry method. Maintain your balance, use handrails where available, and allow your body to adjust to the water temperature. Once in the pool, move away from the entry point if appropriate so that other people can enter or exit. Orient yourself to your surroundings, confirm that you are comfortable, and begin swimming or floating within your abilities.

Congratulations. You have successfully completed the transition from dry human to aquatic recreational participant. The water is wet, the goggles are operational, and the bag contains at least one towel. The mission is complete.

u/everyone A quick update:

There was a ban on someone for using a racial slur ('cracker'-a derogatory term for white people) towards another member.

Unfortunately, this sparked heated debates and accusations about our server's stance on racism. Let me be clear:

• We do not tolerate any slurs, regardless of who they target. Every slur rule violation is handled equally.
• The rumor that we only remove Black people or are KKK-affiliated is false. We enforce policies fairly across all identities.

Moving Forward:

Political/racism debates create division-so these topics won't be allowed in general chat to maintain peace. We will make it open if everyone can maintain the peace and not be passive or hostile about it.

If you can behave, react 🍣

this actually made me giggle so hard that my butt started jiggling. And apparently, my butt was feeling extra dramatic today, because the bed immediately gave up and broke. Then, with my tiny waist and thunder thighs, I tried to stand up… and the floor said, “Absolutely not,” and cracked too. Somehow I managed to get up, but then I made the worst mistake of my life.. I started giggling again. My butt was jiggling so hard from the laughter that I literally lifted off the ground and started flying into the sky. People everywhere were pointing and yelling, “Is it a bird?” “Is it a plane?” Nope. It was just me. Before I knew it, I was floating through space with no way back home. I was fully prepared to become the first person to orbit Earth because they laughed too hard. Then I suddenly woke up and realized everyone was okay. So naturally… I started giggling again this actually made me giggle so hard that my butt started jiggling. And apparently, my butt was feeling extra dramatic today, because the bed immediately gave up and broke. Then, with my tiny waist and thunder thighs, I tried to stand up… and the floor said, “Absolutely not,” and cracked too. Somehow I managed to get up, but then I made the worst mistake of my life.. I started giggling again. My butt was jiggling so hard from the laughter that I literally lifted off the ground and started flying into the sky. People everywhere were pointing and yelling, “Is it a bird?” “Is it a plane?” Nope. It was just me. Before I knew it, I was floating through space with no way back home. I was fully prepared to become the first person to orbit Earth because they laughed too hard. Then I suddenly woke up and realized everyone was okay. So naturally… I started giggling again this actually made me giggle so hard that my butt started jiggling. And apparently, my butt was feeling extra dramatic today, because the bed immediately gave up and broke. Then, with my tiny waist and thunder thighs, I tried to stand up… and the floor said, “Absolutely not,” and cracked too. Somehow I managed to get up, but then I made the worst mistake of my life.. I started giggling again. My butt was jiggling so hard.