Loved this book as a kid, and immediately thought of it.

Ok, so the Seahwaks game exposed all our warts. Funny how an elite defense can do that. Anyway, in no particular order...

Since 2nd half last season, Butker leads league in missed FGs/extra points

Sneed is fully cooked, each QB attacks him when he is on the field

Chris Jones looks done, like 0.5 sacks and low pressure rate and he cant really run anymore.

Our WRs cant separate in under 2.5 seconds, our line cant pass block for more than 2.5 seconds. Mahomes has happy feet cause he doesn't trust the line.

JFC and now I just expect at least 2 botched snaps from Humphrey every game now.

Situationally, if ever there was a game to double team one player, it was this game. JSN is 50% of their offense. Double team him all night.

We can draft and develop CBs like no one else, but we have exact opposite problem with WRs.

Garrett Wilson seems like the most logical option considering he's frustrated in NY, they drafted a stud in Omar Cooper Jr, and the Jets just lost to Miami.

MAKE IT HAPPEN, IVE SEEN ENOUGH DROPPED BALLS IN THE PAST 5 YEARS.

Did anyone really think Mahomes and the Chiefs, down their top two receivers and two starting tackles, against a defense like the Seahawks, were just gonna put up complete fireworks?

Look, this game was terrible. No denying it, no excuses.

However, we soon get Rashee Rice back, Kenneth Walker will go back to being Kenneth Walker, and I’m sure the tackles will be better.

And the defense was actually pretty good. I know we’re ranting about Chris Jones not being the Chris Jones he once was, but, cmon. The defense gave up 13 points until garbage time, and was amazing at stopping everything other than JSN (an unstoppable receiver).

People will doom and overreact from Chiefs Kingdom and every fanbase out there, however, let’s not overreact. The same thing happens on Sunday against Denver? Then you can panic.

Cyrus Allen shook the best corner in the NFL (Devon Witherspoon) for a first down vs. Seahawks then got pulled, never to be seen again.

When we include the Pass Interference, he has generated almost 70 yards on only 6 targets, that is elite (think JSN) numbers!

Why is he not on the football field?!?!

Buttker

Can we trade him for a bag of used balls. He is the 4th highest paid kicker in the NFL. No way on earth he should be back next year. How about spending more time practicing rather at certain public events.

He would be much more at with people of his ilk and no more failed kicks .

Okay, I am personally so very tired of the beat up Patrick Mahomes talk.

We are so incredibly lucky to have him. Perfect? No. No one is. Not even that dude...what's his name Tom oh yeah Brady. He sure had some bad games - and seasons.

You all know Patrick will play as hard as he can until he drops, obviously.

So, yes!, we need to get him some consistent good help!! But please don't beat him up.

Is there anything more automatic than this defense crumpling on 3rd & long?

Chris Jones is our highest paid player, by far, and is completely washed. George Karlaftis is awful...he's slow, he has no moves to get around O Lineman, he doesn't stuff the run, he doesn't get INTs. He pressures the QB and most just run away from him no problem. Butker is the 4th highest paid kicker in the league and is missing XPs and FGs regularly. I'm emotional after that loss, but damn man these 3 alone count for almost $70m of our 2027 cap and they are awful. Yes I'm cherry picking and I could point to Jaylon Moore too, but ESPECIALLY Chris Jones and Karlaftis should be giving us more.