I realize it’s not this woman’s fault or anything, just the situation was mildly infuriating, not the person.
At work I had gas. Bad gas.
I wanted to go outside to release it, so I took the stairs at the 7th floor (top floor.)
It just came out. Every step was like BRRRAP BRAAP Toot toot toot.
I wasn’t concerned because no one ever takes the stairs and I thought I was alone.
Then as I reached the bottom, a woman is on her phone just standing there.
I said nothing and she said nothing.
Ooof. How uncomfortable.