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OC-Series [The Earth-ward Journey of a Foxy Alien]: Chapter 33-34
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Chapter 33: PSDM
"CP 1765, September 18. 67 days have passed since landing. Local time: AD 2016, October 23."
"If you ask me whether I support Min attending the private science discussion meeting? Of course I do."
"Though I've attended many academic conferences before, this is my first on an alien planet. Unfortunately, I can only imagine what the actual scene will be like. After all, I can't participate. In this regard, it's practically racial discrimination. Or to be more precise, species discrimination?"
"..."
"Politics, terrifying politics. The protector of rights, yet also the freedom-crushing machine. Ample evidence proves that wherever complex, class-based life forms exist, 'politics' inevitably emerges to some degree. Along with it come derivative phenomena: political regimes, power struggles, governmental systems... and ideologies."
"I'm no expert on the subject, but anyone without intellectual disabilities can see the ideological conflicts here are particularly severe. Perhaps what I described in the previous diaries seems exaggerated, but this is in fact an ameliorated outcome. If my understanding is correct, their situation fifty to seventy years ago was countless times more intense than it is today."
"I have no authority to judge political matters, including those here — that's for the people who study statecraft. But as an observer, one can't deny that some political artefacts are quite fascinating. Especially certain propaganda pieces..."
"What kind of ideology makes them believe they can grow a creature weighing a dozen kilograms into one weighing several tons without genetic engineering? Even with genetic engineering, it would be laughably impossible. Even if it did reach several tons, basic mathematics shows that it could not possibly feed dozens of people for over 100 days. Best not to elaborate further."
"Still, based on my expertise, I can somewhat understand their divisions. The ocean is a natural barrier between land-dwelling species and the ultimate tool for severing national borders. Unlike us, they scattered and settled across every continent of this planet back in the ancient time when they were still smashing animal skulls with rocks. In that sense, they possess a peculiar passion for migrating to new places. Judging by the time and scale of this behaviour, it doesn't seem to be rooted in culture or custom — more like an instinct deeply embedded in their genes. Perhaps this is another difference between us and them, though a more subtle one..."
"..."
After typing the final words, Xi P leaps from his chair and yawns deeply. Today is the day when Min goes to the PSDM. If he were not genuinely unable to attend, he would have attended too. Now, the only thing left to look forward to is the video recording. From Xi P's experience, secretly filming such a semi-formal gathering is not a big deal even when the host disapproves. The method is simple: just place a recording device, like a phone, in a corner of the room upon entering. Not even needing to hide it deliberately.
If the phone has a covert recording mode, that would be even better, making detection nearly impossible. Yes, Xi P has done this many times before, just for personal recollection or as a memo. This time, although it is not his own experience, it would still make for a decent keepsake.
He even lent Min his phone for this recording and showed him how to use it. This device incorporates decades of advanced imaging technology and far surpasses any competitor made on Earth in terms of performance. It excels at reducing ambient noise during recording and boasts imaging capabilities with a 170-degree ultra-wide-angle lens, as well as supporting holographic photography. In reality, however, the lens is so small that the holographic effect is practically negligible. Not to mention a whole host of other cutting-edge technologies whose names he couldn't even begin to recall.
He does recall the interesting finding that took place when he lent out his phone, though:
"Is it just me, or is the colour really feels off?" Min rubs his eyes.
"Probably. It is not made for human eyes."
It appears that even though the visible spectrum ranges roughly match, their equipment is not particularly compatible with each other's.
***
After nearly an hour of anxious waiting, Min finally returns from the PSDM.
He casually hands the phone back to Xi P, but doesn't speak to him right away. Instead, he walks into the kitchen and blends a glass of juice — all that talking has left him thirsty. Then, strolling back leisurely to the living room, he asks Xi P: "So?"
Xi P has drawn all the curtains and turned off the lights, making the room much darker. He is projecting images onto the wall using his phone's front-facing display, giving the room a slightly sci-fi vibe. Spotting Min return, he waves dismissively before refocusing on the wall.
They sit down together. Min has no interest in watching the footage — he experienced it firsthand. He cannot quite fathom why Xi P is so fascinated by it; after all, it's just an informal gathering of scientific enthusiasts. Hmm... Huh?
Suddenly, he turns to stare at Xi P, startling him so much that his neck recoils in a manner impossible for humans.
"Did you use the kitchen juicer to blend meat?"
Xi P nods and mumbles in confusion: "Tastes bad?"
"Worse than bad — utterly disgusting!" Min walks back to the kitchen and pours out the juice, looking revulsed, "Remember to clean the machine next time!"
Xi P nods in agreement, but another question arises: Don't they always eat vegetarian and meat dishes together? Why does this one make him feel nauseous? Isn't this also a combination of the two?
Shaking his head, he decides not to dwell on it. In this regard, at least, the two species are completely incompatible, unable to communicate or understand each other. For now, he should focus on the scientific discussion meeting.
This video does hold some commemorative value. Just imagine: "Live footage of the first close encounter with alien scientific symposiums after arriving on another planet." It sounds incredibly high-stakes. He is genuinely curious about the academic world here — even the article he has been preparing is intended to familiarise him with how things operate locally. If only he could attend the symposium himself...
He restarts the video. The image flickers and shakes before settling into a steady perspective. As Xi P instructed, the camera is placed on a chair in the corner, offering a full view of the entire room and even the walls on both sides. However, the autofocus hasn't been calibrated properly, and the lens isn't wide enough to achieve a full focal range, making the entire image appear slightly blurry.
Despite the blur, Xi P can make out the layout of the room. It looks... far worse than he had imagined.
A scientific discussion meeting — while rarely featuring experimental equipment for on-the-spot research — should at least maintain a semblance of formality. Even a multidisciplinary one ought to project some professionalism. Yet this space resembles nothing more than an oversized living room, sparsely furnished with drinks and snacks. Had Min called it a party, Xi P might have believed him.
At the very least, they should have prepared projectors and tools for sketching diagrams. Even a stack of paper in the corner would have been better than nothing. But now?
However, Xi P soon realises he is overthinking it. Moments later, a figure appears at the edge of the video, carrying a large whiteboard into the room. Others have pulled down a projection screen and are adjusting the projector. Instantly, the living room takes on a more serious air. Honestly, this scene feels strangely familiar to Xi P; decades ago, many academic lectures in Lierus unfolded in much the same way. Even today, it's still similar except that the whiteboard and projector have merged into one and multiple projectors are used for 3D projection.
Nevertheless, when the supposed host starts speaking, Xi P feels as though he has been transported back half a century, even though he wasn't born then.
The speeches themselves aren't particularly noteworthy. Though he can't understand much, they essentially follow this formula: "welcome remarks — individual introductions of specially invited guests — thoughts on the symposium — closing remarks." It's so standard that it borders on cliché, prompting Xi P to think, with a touch of dark humour, that if he replaced the faces and handshakes in this video with those of his kind, and labelled it 'Opening Address at a Foreign Language University in 1715', no one would bat an eyelid.
Clearly, these invitations aren't handed out to just anyone. Those present all seem to possess a certain level of decorum. During speeches, they sit quietly in their seats, listening attentively. When applause is called for, they clap in perfect unison — most even timing their applause to exactly three seconds flat. The moment the opening speech ends, a wave of murmurs sweeps through the video feed. Many people immediately start chatting with those around them, six or seven groups spontaneously forming in minutes. Usually, these would be organised by academic field, but with only six groups formed so far, the categorisation is rather broad. Those discussion seminars with hundreds of participants often naturally split into dozens of distinct groups by field...
Xi P fast-forwards the video. The crowd surges and the atmosphere seems lively. Midway through, people take turns to climb onto the stage and project and draw diagrams. Xi P recognises some of the diagrams, such as a right triangle. It seems that two mathematicians are competing to recall more proofs of the Pythagorean theorem... Mathematicians are weird.
But then things start to take a strange turn. About ten minutes into the video, the noisy crowd gradually quietens down. Two voices in the centre grow clearer. Judging by their tone, it sounds like they are arguing.
"What were they arguing?" Xi P asks Min.
Comfortably reclining on the sofa with a glass of freshly squeezed juice, Min turns towards the wall at Xi P's question. His expression twists into something peculiar when he sees what Xi P is talking about: "They're arguing about... um, quantum theory."
Xi P, however, asks again in confusion: "What does 'quantum theory' mean?"
'How exactly am I supposed to explain this to you?' Min suddenly feels like crying. This really isn't the simplest concept to explain. Not even to another human.
With no other option, Min resorts to explaining with keywords: "Science theory about, eh, small things, atoms… waves… randomness...", bringing his hands together as he speaks.
Min has no hope that this vague explanation will work. Surprisingly, however, Xi P seems to grasp it, reacting in an unexpected way: first, he looks suddenly understanding, then he shudders sharply as if recalling something terrifying. He turns his head back to the wall stiffly and unpauses the video.
Min does recall a bit of what those two at the PSDM were arguing about. They were debating quantum media for quantum computers — one insisted on ions or something, while the other something something. This disagreement sparked a heated debate, and they soon launched into relentless attacks on each other.
Although he knows nothing about quantum theory, Min recognised that these two men are from competing companies researching quantum computing. Perhaps personal conflicts were involved, too. People really can start arguing in the strangest places...
Min can't help but press his hand to his forehead and sigh as he watches Xi P slowly open his mouth, stick out his tongue and gaze expectantly at the wall. Honestly, he still can't fathom why Xi P is so eager for this kind of scene. Is this a cultural difference?
***
Fast-forwarding, the video finishes playing in just a few minutes. Xi P turns off the phone projection and collapses onto the sofa. He doesn't move, but instead closes his eyes as if savouring the previous scene.
Having finished his juice, Min sits down beside Xi P and, seeing him lost in thought, ruffles his fur and asks softly: "What are you thinking about?"
Xi P swats Min's hand away hurriedly, glaring at him fiercely first. Then he sighs, gathers his thoughts and replies: "I was thinking, how much better if, no, would have been, if I'd been part of the things, you were at back then."
"Huh?"
Chapter 34: The First Article
"CP 1765, September 20. 69 days have passed since landing. Local time: AD 2016, October 25."
"After rigorous time unit measurements, I can finally correct the date discrepancy. This place called 'Earth' has day lengths approximately 1.143 times those of Lierus. A bit more than I anticipated, but not a major issue — I've even grown accustomed to it."
"Collected data confirms that no lifeforms on this planet have evolved air sacs for flight. Birds clearly exist and thrive here, suggesting other organisms have replaced air-sac-dependent species as their primary food source."
"The absence of air-sac creatures stems from a simple reason: the lack of high-altitude plankton. Perhaps this branch simply never emerged during evolution. Beyond trace amounts of pollen and bacteria, the upper atmosphere here is nearly void of all manner of beings. I suspect it relates to the climate. Air-sac creatures, hindered by difficulty in vertical movement and lacking the stealth to ambush ground targets, naturally lost their necessity for existence. While birds lost air-sac creatures as a food source, their ability to fly alone was enough to secure their place in the ecosystem."
"Non-flying birds are the exception. Though they do exist here in small numbers. We can all just blame the niche gaps."
"Frankly, the sky without high-altitude phytoplankton actually looks more beautiful. It's almost pure blue and white, far superior to the muddled greenish hues. Their high-altitude fighters implicitly gain significant advantages from this, though they likely remain blissfully unaware."
"On the other hand, progress on the article has been painfully slow. Eight full days, yet barely any real advancement. Language barriers are always such a struggle... Regardless, the translation is finally complete. Thoroughly checked for absolute lexical accuracy. As for the citations, it seems we'll just have to take it one step at a time and await the journal's revision requests. Min's knowledge of this discipline is frankly inadequate, but luckily he has a friend who knows a bit about astronomy."
"Worth mentioning: the natural meat here has excellent texture. The muscle fibres offer a much more satisfying bite than factory-farmed alternatives, and it's relatively affordable. The taste, however, remains the same. Until someone figures out how to eliminate that odd flavour, I wouldn't recommend any tuefue to try it…"
***
Min is researching potential journals. Which immediately plunges him into decision paralysis.
By their standards, the journal has to possess a certain level of reputation without being overly prominent. It needs to align with the article's subject matter and fit the criteria of being relatively unknown locally but highly regarded overseas. While these conditions might sound demanding, the reality is that the sheer number of journals available — dozens to choose from — left Min dizzy with indecision.
Xi P is keeping his cool as he considers the many possible publishing options. In truth, he has encountered such situations countless times before. The situation with the journals on Lierus is even more overwhelming, with similar criteria potentially yielding over a hundred options. The competition within this industry and the sheer number of opportunists operating within it is a classic counterintuitive phenomenon. After all, most people are only familiar with one or two well-known publications...
With no better option available, Min closes his eyes and starts scrolling up and down the scroll wheel, attempting to select a journal at random.
Luck is on his side — the first random pick yields a viable option. After briefly reviewing the details, he wastes no time. He quickly reformats his draft email, selects the journal's address as the recipient, and after double-checking the content, clicks “Send”.
This doesn't calm him. In fact, quite the opposite happens: Min begins to tremble with a mix of nervousness and eager anticipation. He has submitted articles before, but today marks his first submission of genuinely groundbreaking work. What's more, he has written it with the help of an alien! The very thought is thrilling!
"You look very nervous." Xi P remarks.
"Of course I am! Don't you feel excited and nervous too? I bet you're even more excited than I am — you are an alien, after all!"
Seeing Min trembling all over, Xi P beside him can't help but sigh. Then —
He reaches out and places a hand on Min's head, patting it gently. A signal for him to calm down.
In terms of making Min stop trembling, the action achieves its goal perfectly. Min jumps back as if he has been electrocuted and quickly brushes off Xi P's hand. He turns to stare at Xi P, looking shocked and disbelieving. He wants to say something, but he's not sure what.
Maintaining an emotionless expression, Xi P meets Min's gaze and asks: "Do you know what the scientific explanation is for the act of petting someone's head?"
"Um, no, I'd like to hear it?"
"...Based on difference in reactions between the experiment and control groups, it proves that stroking another creature's head carries a meaning of show. It's a act of, unawaredly showing superiority, a way of looking down on their intelligence and brain size. That's where the satisfaction comes from."
"I know I look a lot like a fox, and I get why you want to pet a fox's head. But please, don't do it again. I genuinely dislike having my head petted. In many ways, it's an insult to my dignity, both as to my brain size!"
After staring at Min for an extended period — long enough to make him feel slightly uneasy — Xi P suddenly unleashes this torrent of words, bitterly denouncing Min's past head-petting habits.
The grammar is a bit off, and there are a few parts he can't quite make out. But he gets the gist. Min is speechless. Could petting someone's head really carry such connotations there? Well, aliens are aliens...
Min sighs softly and decides that an explanation is in order: "Xi P, it's not as complicated as you think."
"We're both aliens to each other. Some of our thoughts are completely different to what you imagine."
"The reason I touched your head — the examples you gave are probably part of it. But the main reason is simply that it feels incredibly good."
"You might not notice it yourself, but your fur, especially the soft down on your head, is the most comfortable I've ever touched. I find it genuinely hard to resist the urge to stroke your head. I'll try to cut back on it in future."
To Min's slight surprise, after hearing his explanation, Xi P seems... shy? Despite not having a human face and having sunglasses lenses over his eyes, Min can still sense it.
After a few more seconds of staring at each other, Xi P moves. Completely unexpectedly, he suddenly thrusts his hand down hard onto Min's head and begins kneading it vigorously. The force is so strong it nearly knocks Min to the ground. Before Min can react, Xi P turns and starts furiously cursing at the air in his alien language, which Min cannot understand at all.
Min instantly realises that he should have phrased his earlier words more delicately. Putting himself in Xi P's shoes, he is overwhelmed by revulsion. It's no wonder Xi P reacted so violently. From a human perspective, at least, saying that someone feels pleasant to the touch — especially when that someone is male — is utterly disgusting...