Heh! I've never been so embarrassed in my life. Nimekaa nyuma ya mat from a long day at work. Nikafungua tu dirisha coz my stomach has been bloated since lunch. I thought it was going to be those small silent killer ones. Plus, Mimi Ni mschana, so no one is gonna suspect me. I've also been using this strong Arabian perfume called Angham and today I layered it with Kayali 28. Tell me why instead of a fart nimeskia tu a streak of shit warming the between of my cheeks. And it's happened so fast, some of it nimeiwacha Kwa kiti huko nyuma. Some of me is always gonna be in that Super Metro 😑. Nimeshukia tu hapo uthiru the rest of the Safari nikamaliza Na boda boda. I'm still in shock ngl.

Those bullies were they ever taken to court ama Hio story ilikunywa maji ivo tu

Cause they did that girl dirty ngl

So, I've joined this corporate world and it's not too bad on this side of the fence. But that's not what I'm here to talk about. What I wanna know is how do you guys navigate work place crushes? I'm just a couple of months into this thing na I'm already feeling like kuna a bunch of workmates siezi wacha waende ivo. These guys are hot😭. Ik your not supposed to shit where you eat but goddamn uku watu wameiva jameni😭🤲🏾 Sometimes I even get to the office extra early cause ik I'll get one of them in the office, and I can just talk to them for some few minutes without other people around 🥲

So for the longest time i have been having this weird feeling my best friend has been avoiding me but i couldn’t put a finger on why.

For context i went to high school with her and after like 2yrs she got together with this dude safe to say she got married. We reconnected shortly after 2yrs after high school hence how i found out she is with the guy.

Over time we have cultivated this friendship to a point i would call her my best friend at this point i am not even sure if i am even a close friend to her anymore.

Our communication has been pretty consistent every two weeks we would always check in. (From the beginning of this year)

Late last year we went on vacation her, her man and her brother and sister in law for a week and during that trip that’s when i found out that their relationship was husband and wife. We had gone to visit her sisters in law parents since they live in mombasa and that is where we had gone for vacation.

So this year around July it was my birthday we actually planned the whole thing together i even counter checked with her my guest list and everything she and her man came but she wasn’t drinking. I asked why she said she’s taking medication for gastric issues i was cool with that. Since then I’ve been asking her to hang out she always has an excuse.

Her birthday rolls around early October i ask her whats the plan she says she’s broke and she had lost her phone so she didn’t feel like celebrating i told her we can just go have lunch she says no i stop bugging her about it. At this point ik something is up she is hiding something.

Her birthday rolls around and she calls me the day off to tell me her man bought her the 17 pro i congratulate her wishing her a happy birthday she says now she has a good phone we can go out soon im like cool whenever you’re ready let me know. I even jokingly ask her are you pagged and you’re not telling me she denies i let it go.

Fast forward today she calls me and says she has good and bad news. The bad news is she was pregnant and the good news is she had the baby two weeks ago. My flabbers are gasted because WTF. I get you wanted it to be private but you’re telling me 2wks later??

Do you consider me a witch or what. Have i misread our entire friendship this whole time? If she told me a day or two after i would have let it slide…but two weeks later??? So basically i am not as close as i thought i was.

Her excuse is that her and mans promised not to tell anyone about it.

Am i over reacting or i am just an acquaintance in all this?

My mom wants to play cupid for my brother but najua type ya my bro and she doesn't meet the requirements. Although it's very clear that the girl loves my brother huwa anakam kwetu when my bro is around is pretty much cool with everyone including my dad.

I wish she found someone better, my brother has questionable characteristics but I know she'll overlook them given the chance. That said my brother likes hanging out with her hopefully she can change him 😹 but it's funny asf

Over on X, KFS seems to have gone into overdrive on posting about the tree felling that has grabbed headlines over the last couple of weeks.

I think people understand that exotic soft wood trees like cypress, blue gum etc are grown for harvesting but the massive clearing on vast swathes of land of trees that we have grown up seeing like in Kinale, Aberdares and a convoy of new trucks carrying logs shocks the system, couple that with what the heat has been doing on us, unpredictable weather and it becomes untenable to see such ongoings.

If it comes down to brawn where timber millers insist they'll harvest, the public may decide to burn down one of their trucks to send a message.

I come across some tweets adi nashangaa, uyu alifikiria nini 😂

Hello huns. I hope your day is off to a great start. I need all the help I can get, I'm looking to get a bedsitter/SQ in Donholm or Tassia for 9kpm maximum. With water 24/7, a wardrobe, good lighting and if possible a balcony. I am so tight with cash and little to no time to house hunt. If you live around these areas please do hook me up you don't know what you'll have done for me, from the bottom of my heart. TIA

As you move around public spaces, you come across some of the worst washroom designs which can only mean one thing: some architects and engineers hate their work. For instance, over the weekend, i used a public restroom in some apartment in kileleshwa. I was appalled. Once you push the door open, the toilet bowl is like a kilometer away from the door. You think to yourself, "no worries" right? Once you are inside, you notice the door is not fitted with a lock. So what happens when those guys who kick toilet doors open decide to interact with you.

You wouldn't be fast enough to keep them out, the trouser or innerwear at your feet would also make sure you are probably down on your stomach the moment you try any superhero stuff.

Long story short, i had to briefly engage the services of some mzungu kid to stand outside the door as i hurriedly conducted my business.

I am also of the opinion that washroom doors should open to the inside. It is in your best interests that a toilet door opens where you can intercept any interruptions. For toilet blocks, why should someone install mini skirt doors? people can literally see my un-oiled knees. This design is worse if the toilets are asian bowl toilets.(the ones where you squat) Asian bowl toilets are also recommended for public spaces(they are the most hygienic second to pit latrines) Speaking of pit latrines, last month i attended a ruracio in some village in muranga. After a very heavy serving, i was forced to use a pit latrine which was so deep, that for a moment i thought my shit had gone up instead of down the dark hole. I was super relieved after a heard the faint thud.

Hi Everyone.

A few months ago I scrolled way back in a WhatsApp chat with someone close to me: the first “hi”, the inside jokes, the 2am voice-note era, the fight we never talked about again. It hit me harder than any photo album.

Those moments are sitting in all our phones and nobody ever looks at them again. So I built Tangu (tangu.co.ke).

How it works:
You export a WhatsApp chat and Tangu turns it into a short story you can gift to the other person:

• Your real moments, split into chapters.
• A quiz: “When did you send this?”
• A letter from you.
• A painting to close it out.

You choose the day it unlocks (birthday, anniversary, Valentine’s, graduation), and you can lock it with a PIN.

Made for us:

• It actually understands Sheng and Swahili.
• Your full chat is processed on your phone and never uploaded. I wouldn’t want my DMs on someone’s server either.
• Check the example (tangu.co.ke/example, no sign-up) and tell me what feels off, cringe or confusing.

I’ll reply to every comment. If you’re curious about the build (on-device parsing, handling Sheng, M-Pesa integration), ask and I’ll explain it.

Hello everyone
Where can I get artisans who can do wooden eyewear in Nairobi?

I came to realize something about two types of men( childfree men and men who want a woman who will give birth to their kids) when they are looking for long term partners.

The ones who want kids feel so disgusted/angered/irritated on learning their "wife's" promiscuous past. While the childfree men don't give a fuck as they don't seem to tie their identity with their spouse or kids as they don't have any.

Could this be from evolutionary and sociological perspectives? Where the presence of children alters the man's stakes in the relationship amplifying jealousy and perceived threats to his biological legacy, paternal uncertainty and primal fear?

There are insults and then there are creative insults.

So today I was moping around my home area aimlessly when I found myself face to face with the area madman. He is a common sight in the area and we usually don't pay him any attention, he's usually very calm and minds his own business. Occasionally,when he is in a chatty mood he would ask anyone passing by for some money and we gladly give him what we have.Now Today was that day...

Me: Mambo Rob ,

He hesitates before replying....

Rob : poa

I'm surprised he does so I continue on my way.But then he calls out to me,

Rob: eeeh mrembo si uniachie ata ka mbao..

Unfortunately I didn't have any cash on me so I tell him I don't but the next time I meet him i will give him some money.

Wueeh , heri ata ningenyamaza,

Rob : kwenda uko wewe kiumbe mchoyo twenty ni kitu ya kunyima mtu , wewe unaeza nyima mtu mavi...

Ghai! Siamini ni mimi niliambiwa hivyo waah!

32M in need of a female roommate. Staying in 1bdr. A middle income earner. Deep in tech recently separated with my baby mama and I want to start over one step at a time. We agreed to separate amicably. Whether you want to stay rent free or share it upon you I can sort all the bills provided you don't get pregnant unless we mutually agree I just need a companion to get as I continue with hunting for success. DM is open.

Just a reminder to stay safe yall 🫡

If you’re a parent in Nairobi, you know the weekend struggle is real. The kids are bouncing off the walls, you’ve already been to the mall three times this month, and if you have to sit through another indoor play area birthday party, you might lose it.

But here’s the good news: we are surrounded by some incredible day-trip destinations. Over the last few weeks, I’ve been compiling a massive database of family-friendly spots around Nairobi, Kiambu, Thika, Kitengela, Athi River, Ngong, and Machakos.

Whether you want to get muddy, feed some animals, eat cheese, or just let the kids burn off energy while you sip a coffee, here are 13 absolute gems you need to put on your radar.

(Note: I've grouped them by the type of day out you want. Always call ahead to confirm prices and hours, as things change fast!)

1. The "Embrace the Dirt" Nature Escapes

Paradise Lost (Kiambu)
If your kids love adventure, this is it. It’s a 54-acre retreat off Kiambu Road with Mau Mau caves, a waterfall, and lakeside picnic spots. There’s zip-lining, quad-biking, and boat rides (all charged separately). Entry is usually around KES 400-500 for adults. Insider tip: It’s rustic. Wear sturdy shoes, bring a picnic, and carry small notes or M-Pesa because everything inside is a la carte.

Ngong Hills (Ngong)
For the families with older kids (8+) who actually enjoy hiking. The 11.5km trek across the "Seven Knuckles" is stunning, with Rift Valley views that will make you forget you’re 25km from the CBD. Crucial tip: You must register at Ngong Police Station and hire a KWS armed ranger (there are buffalo). Payment is strictly cashless—M-Pesa or card only.

Fourteen Falls vs. Blue Post Hotel (Thika)
If you want waterfalls, you have two options. Fourteen Falls is rugged, dramatic, and a bit wild. Keep the toddlers close because the banks aren't fenced, and definitely don't swim (the water isn't safe). It's a quick 45-minute scenic stop.
For a safer, gentler vibe, go to Blue Post Hotel. For KES 400, you can walk down their gated walkway to the base of Chania Falls, then have lunch at the colonial-era hotel restaurant. It’s an easy, relaxing family stop.

2. The Animal Lovers & Little Farmers

Maasai Ostrich Farm (Kitengela)
A working farm on the Namanga road where kids can see hundreds of ostriches, chicks, and breeders. Entry is roughly KES 300 for adults and 150 for kids. You can even ride an ostrich (extra cost), but there’s a weight limit. Insider tip: Call ahead to ask if the entry fee includes a guide, and if you want to do the ride, check the weight limit before paying.

Swara Plains Conservancy (Athi River)
This is a private 15,000-acre conservancy just off Mombasa Road. You can self-drive your own car on the game circuits to see giraffes, zebras, and gazelles. It’s a great, low-key alternative to a full safari. Day-visitor access and fees need to be confirmed directly with them, so call ahead, pack binoculars, and bring a spotlight if you want to do a night drive.

Brown's Cheese Factory (Tigoni)
Yes, it’s technically a cheese farm, but it’s also a fantastic family day out. The visit includes a cheesemaking demo, a tour of the cheese caves, a tasting of 8-10 cheeses, and lunch. Children can see animals and try milking a cow. Crucial tip: You must book in advance. Adults pay around KES 3,000 - 4,000 (with wine), kids 5-12 are KES 500, and under-5s are free.

3. Food, Art, and Culture

Kiambethu Tea Farm (Limuru)
One of the oldest tea farms in the area. It’s an all-inclusive experience (KES 4,700–4,900 per person, kids under 12 are half price). You get tea, a history talk, a walk through the tea fields and indigenous forest, and a three-course buffet lunch on the verandah. It’s only open Thursday to Sunday at 11am, and Saturdays book up weeks in advance.

Kitengela Hot Glass (Ongata Rongai)
Don’t let the name fool you—this is actually near Ongata Rongai. It’s a working glass-blowing studio where your kids can watch artisans turn recycled glass into art. There are also whimsical glass sculptures, a swaying bridge, and a cool café on the grounds. Entry is around KES 300. It’s great for kids 6+, but the final road there is very bumpy, so take it slow.

4. High Energy & Rainy Day Saves

GMC Place (Athi River/Kitengela)
A lifesaver for weekends. They have a heated swimming pool, kiddie pool, bouncing castles, Ferris wheel, and quad bikes. There is no gate fee, but you pay for activities (swimming is ~KES 700 for adults and 400 for kids). Heads up: The venue is strictly cashless. You have to buy a payment card at the cashier when you arrive.

Whistling Morans (Athi River)
A proper karting destination with a massive 1.2 km track. Sessions run about KES 1,500 to 2,500. It's a bit more of a motorsport circuit than a full family park, but if you have older kids or teens who love speed, this is the spot. Closed shoes are mandatory.

Machakos People’s Park (Machakos)
If you’re heading out east, this is a massive 40-acre public park with lawns, a playground, and a zip line (KES 500). Entry is free for individuals, which makes it a brilliant budget-friendly picnic spot. Just bring your own food because options on-site are limited.

Rainbow Ruiru Resort (Ruiru)
I'm putting this here with a caveat: it's primarily a 3-star hotel. It has a great pool and gardens, and sometimes they allow day visits. But you MUST call ahead (+254 20 2061448) to confirm if non-residents can use the pool and what the day fee is.

• Always carry ID: Many places (like Ngong Hills and some KWS parks) require it for citizen rates.
• M-Pesa is King, but Cards fail: Some places are strictly cashless (Ngong), others are strictly cash (Fourteen Falls). Keep both on hand.
• Call ahead: I can't stress this enough. Hours and prices in Kenya change overnight. A quick phone call saves you a wasted trip.
• Leave early: Nairobi traffic is not a joke. Leaving at 7:00 AM makes the drive part of the adventure.

What did I miss? Drop your favorite weekend escape spots in the comments below so we can all survive the school holidays together!

(If you want the full detailed breakdown—including exact coordinates, what to pack, and the best times to visit for all 100+ family spots in Kenya—I’ve been helping build the directory over at KidsFunPlaces.com. Happy exploring!)

Am I the only one who is disappointed when the nuclear bomb didn’t explode?
I mean, does it have to be solved all the time?

Maybe I should get a nuclear bomb …

Hey Reddit fam, remember the two kids I took to Riruta Police Station after their parents left them outside? 😭

So, here's another update.

After the last incident, the parents went and paid whatever was required and took the children from Kabete Rescue Centre. Honestly, after everything that happened, I had given up and stopped paying much attention because I felt like I had done my part.

Yesterday, I got a call from my firstborn telling me, "Mummy, Ruth na brother yake wako nje, na kunanyesha. Wakuje kwetu? Mlango imefungwa kwako again."

I said no because, honestly, I have my own children and problems to deal with. I can't keep taking responsibility for children whose parents keep neglecting them.

I came back from my errands around 9 p.m., and the children were still outside. By 11:30 p.m., they were still there, and by midnight, with the rain continuing, they were still outside. My daughter found them again while it was drizzling, and one of my neighbours pleaded with me to take them in because her husband wouldn't allow her to keep them.

Eventually, some women in the flats came together, and we decided to look for the mother. Their father had apparently left the situation last week, but the mother was still around.

And guess what? Instead of taking responsibility, she started insulting me, despite everything I've tried to do for her children. 💔

What hurts me most is that both parents drink, and these children keep being left outside without proper care. The parents have reportedly been arrested multiple times, yet the children keep being returned to them, and the same thing happens again.

Why are the children being handed back without proper follow-up? Do the police keep records of these repeated arrests and reports? Is anyone checking whether the situation at home has actually changed before the children are returned?

I'm genuinely trying to understand how this works because Riruta Police Station is near Kinyanjui Road, and I thought the whole point of intervening was to protect these children.

The last time, I took them to the police because I genuinely believed they would be safer. They were taken to Kabete Rescue Centre, only for the parents to get them back, and now we're back to the same situation.

How many times are these children supposed to be left outside in the rain before someone takes their situation seriously?

I know I said I had given up, and honestly, I have reached my limit. I have my own children to feed, school expenses, rent, and so many other things I'm struggling with. I can't keep being the only person who steps in whenever these children are abandoned.

But seeing them outside in the rain is heartbreaking. They're just little children. They didn't choose the parents they were born to.

My question is, why was there no follow-up after the parents collected them from Kabete? Is there someone who can explain how this process is supposed to work, or who can actually intervene to make sure these children are safe?

Because clearly, whatever happened last time didn't solve anything. 😔💔

I’ve attached a picture and a video showing Ruth and her little brother outside late at night while it was raining. The video is dark, so you may not see them clearly, but you can hear us talking in the background. The attachments show the situation I found them in that night, still outside while their house was locked. 😔💔

1st of all, WanTam☝🏼.

Nairobi dating, weuh! 😭😂 How do you guys survive hizi streets bana Mlisema tusidate madem wa dating apps juu wako mboka. Mkasema real connections zinapatikana huku nje aty tu stroll on weekends. So for the past one week nimekuwa nikijaribu kupata mtu bana, nikaingia dating spree😂 But whether nakutana na madem kwa zile fancy spots ama mtaani, story ni ile ile bana. Mnajuana tu for like three days, already pesa ndio imekuwa agenda either direct or indirect. Ukitaka mmeet unaskia my hair is kinda bad ama aty "niko na request" unajua hapo ni kubaya😂 hadi zengine unashindwa kwani hii ni dating ama ni umekuja kutoa mtu block? 😭😂 Ama ni economy? Enyewe wanaume bila pesa hatutoboi. It’s never as easy or straightforward as it used to be🤦🏽‍♂️

The title is the context.

I planned a hike a couple of Saturdays back then this dude showed. I have a minor crush on him and I might have told him during the hike after a smoke session.

During the hike, he was yapping and I really felt good that I was able to give him that space for him to communicate 😭. We reach the view point then we go back home. This nigga blocked me from viewing his stories and he's also not viewing mine kama before 😭😭. I texted him asking him if he enjoyed the hike and he didn't even respond 😭 what is this banaa

We are not even dating why would you do that sasa nimebaki na questions mingi sana Akiz and I hate this feeling....

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It's always women grooming other women on how to become better for the benefit of men and never smth that can benefit them individually. And I hardly see men hosting masterclasses on becoming better husbands and what not.

Healthy, balanced partnerships, equal effort and accountability are needed from both partners not convincing women that the burden of relationship maintenance is solely on them.

This just reinforces outdated patriarchal norms and ignores mutual responsibility.