r/SantaFe • • Jan 26 '23

Go wash your mouth out with sopapillas.

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Now that you clicked on this post, here’s a few things that you should know.

Some people ask similar questions quite often.

• I’m moving here, where should I live?

• Who’s coming for “remember the alamo day” and where should I eat dinner?

• What parts of town are safe and have the fewest teenagers wearing hoodies?

• When will these red light runners stop?

• Where is Mayor Webber doing such a great job?

• Why am i reading this?

I’d highly recommend looking through a few pages of old posts as your questions may have already been answered there more than a few times before. If you decide to ask these or similar questions, be advised that you may be met with eye rolls or stronger derision.

We have a Wiki here, if you’d like to contribute, let me know.

Please keep your post titles clean, if you run your filthy mouth in the title, your post may be removed.

Due to a preponderance of scam posts..

• Karma scores and Post karma below a certain amount will no longer be able to post here due to abusing users of this subreddit.

• Accounts younger than a certain age will no longer be able to post or reply to comments.

Keep it civil and above all, be kind to each other.

If you have any questions or concerns, feel free to message me directly


r/SantaFe • • Jan 26 '24

Check Here for Links on Visiting Santa Fe

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Look here if you're interested in what r/SantaFe has to say about:
Airport

Albuquerque

Altitude

Art

Bars

Biking

Cars (Rentals)

Camping

Chile / Chili

Coffee Shops

Date Night

Day Trips

Dogs

Driving / Drivers

Hiking

Honeymoon

Hotels

Hot Springs

Margaritas

Meow Wolf

Music

New Mexican Food

Nightlife

Rent

Restaurants

Scenic Spots / Drives

Texans

Things to Do

Uber / Lyft

Weddings Venues, Etc.

Zozobra

This list is by no means extensive and is merely an invitation to explore what the subreddit has already posted (and hopefully the links update as new posts are made). I'm putting this together for fun based on terms I've seen show up often or terms that are specific to Santa Fe/ NM so I hope you enjoy. Let me know - what did I miss on the list?? Add it below with a link to the search result.


r/SantaFe • • 2h ago

Beautiful Lilibet is waiting for you!

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Four year old, energetic, beautiful Lilibet is waiting for you at the Santa Fe Animal Shelter. She’s a queen! Just head on over to the shelter and ask to meet her. You won’t be able to resist!


r/SantaFe • • 1h ago

Close call on I-25

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Nothing like some excitement driving from Santa Fe to Albuquerque...hope everyone is ok!


r/SantaFe • • 10h ago

Food Inspections Early September 2026

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Unless otherwise noted, the food service establishment has “approved” status from the New Mexico Environment Department. Violations of the New Mexico Food Code are often corrected on-site during an inspection. Some require a reinspection within three business days. Others require a corrective action response outlining the establishment’s plan to address the violation and how long the corrective measure will take.
Annual inspections
BODY of Santa Fe, 333 W. Cordova Road, Sept. 8: No violations.

Capital High School, 4851 Paseo Del Sol, Sept. 8: No violations.
Early College Opportunities, 2301 W. Zia Road, Sept. 8: No violations.
La Cocina de Doña Clara, 4350 Airport Road, Sept. 8: Cited for some expired food handler cards; a screw-top beverage with no straw in use; a dirty can-opener blade and ice scoop; mineral buildup growing bacteria in the ice machine; no sanitizer in the dish machine; ice pooling on and dropping in food boxes in the chest freezer; cold food in the temperature danger zone; no date labels on food; storing poisonous or toxic materials alongside cleaning and sanitizing chemicals; improper cooling of food; improper thawing of frozen food; storing knives in between equipment; grease absorbing into a wood shelf particle board and cinder and wood blocks holding up equipment; sinks not being sealed to the wall; an unapproved microwave, crock pot and refrigerator; the refrigerator not maintaining 41 degrees; broken equipment; heavy carbon buildup on stovetop grates, mold growing on particle board wrapped in plastic wrap being used as a tabletop and grease buildup on shelving next to the stove; no records for the maintenance of water filters and back-flow prevention devices; a non-self-closing door in the restroom; toilet paper not being stored in a sanitary dispenser; no covered receptacle for menstrual products; missing paint from the top of chest freezers, a degraded sheet of metal next to the stove; a hole in the wall; grease buildup on the concrete outside the doorway; unshielded lightbulbs in the refrigerator and dry storage area; a dirty vent next to the exhaust hood and lint buildup on vents and fan-guards in the kitchen area and refrigeration units. Reinspection required.
Natural Grocers, 1090 S. St. Francis Drive, Sept. 8: Cited for having no hand-washing signage; ice pooling on and dropping in food boxes in the freezer; black mold growth on the water machine; sinks not being sealed to the wall; no covered receptacle for menstrual products; the drain line for the three-bin sink/ice machine sitting inside the floor sink with no 1-inch air gap; food on the pre-rinse sprayer nozzle; chipped paint on the nut grinder and dust and debris buildup on refrigerators throughout the facility. Corrective action response required.
Sweeney Elementary School, 501 Airport Road, Sept. 8: No violations.
Chaparral Elementary School, 2451 Avenida Chaparral, Sept. 9: Cited for cleaning needed high and low.
Piñon Elementary School, 2921 Camino de Los Caballos, Sept. 9: No violations.
Ramirez Thomas Elementary School, 3200 Calle Po Ae Pi, Sept. 9: Cited for no date-markings on some containers in coolers; no internal temperature device in coolers; unlabeled food storage containers; condensation on the floor of the walk-in freezer; no sanitation buckets; cleaning needed high and low.
Santa Fe High School, 2100 Yucca St., Sept. 9: No violations.

Sweeney Head Start, 501 Airport Road, Sept. 9: Cited for food without date markings; unlabeled food containers; no shielding on lights in the kitchen and dry storage area; no 1-inch air gap on the three-bin sink and dish machine; holes in the wall; peeling paint/crumbling tape/bubbling texture at the three-bin sink faucet; improper use of gloves; open dumpster lids; unnecessary items around the dumpster.
Carlos Gilbert Elementary School, 300 Griffin St., Sept. 10: No violations.
Kearny Elementary School, 901 Avenida Las Campanas, Sept. 10: Cited for storing paper towels on top of the dispenser; holes in walls and ceilings; peeling paint and exposed sheetrock; two sinks not being sealed to the wall; a broken light shield in the dry storage area; damaged ceiling tiles throughout the facility; broken tiles; no base-coving on floors next to the mop sink; an inadequately sealed outer back door; grease accumulation on a bolt above a mixing bowl; a dirty can-opener blade; storing clean utensils in an unclean area; dirty fan-guards in the walk-in refrigerator; unlabeled food containers; no date markings on food containers in the walk-in fridge; open dumpster lids.
Oppies, 109 E. Palace Ave., Sept. 10: No violations.
Ortiz Middle School, 4164 S. Meadows Road, Sept. 10: No violations.
Second Street Brewery at the Railyard, 1607 Paseo de Peralta, Sept. 10: Cited for a burnt-out lightbulb under the hood.
Savvor Kitchen, various locations, Sept. 10: Cited for no employee hair restraints.
Shake Foundation, 631 Cerrillos Road, Sept. 10: Cited for particle accumulation on the wall below the preparation sink.
Complaint inspections
Sam's Club Cafe, 4201 Rodeo Road, Sept. 8: Cited for cleaning needed high and low.
Betterday Coffee, 905 W. Alameda St., Sept. 9: Cited for no employee hair restraints; no 1-inch air gap on the drain line in the coffee area; old food debris behind, under and on the sides of equipment and on floors; holes in ceilings. Reinspection required.
Inn and Spa at Loretto, 211 Old Santa Fe Trail, Sept. 11: Cited for storing clean utensils in an unclean container; a dirty hand-wash sink; no base-coving on floors in the banquet wait station/room; crumbling plaster; excess dust buildup and debris on walls and ceiling air vents; an employee cooking without gloves; deep cuts and stains on cutting boards; a dirty salamander; exposed sheetrock on wall bull noses; open doors with no screens; mouse droppings present throughout the facility; debris under and behind the three-door refrigerator; exposed absorbent styrofoam on the lowboy refrigerator door; open food containers in the downstairs dry storage area; holes in the walls and ceiling; exposed, absorbent concrete flooring in the downstairs dry storage area; unfinished walls/ceiling in the downstairs dry storage area; food residue on the floor in the downstairs dry storage area; unshielded liquid waste pipes; four drain lines sitting inside the floor sink with no 1-inch air gap; ice in the hand-wash sink; no paper towels available at hand-wash sinks; a dusty air vent above a hand-wash sink; a missing or broken light shield in the main wait station; sinks not being sealed to the wall; a dirty meat slicer; dirty fan-guards in the walk-in freezer; grease accumulation on a bolt above a mixing bowl; no lids on bulk food storage bins; storing a cup in bulk product; food on the floor in the walk-in freezer; an unshielded condensation line in the walk-in freezer; an employee eating in the kitchen while cooking. Establishment plans to close for a remodel Oct. 31, according to the inspection.

Lily Alexander is a state accountability reporter for The New Mexican and Searchlight New Mexico, focusing on equity and transparency. Her position is part of the New Mexican Public Service Journalism Fund, and her stories are available to all readers without a paywall.


r/SantaFe • • 18h ago

OC Foggy Morning Cerrillos New Mexico

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r/SantaFe • • 1h ago

Explosion? 8:55 AM the house shook

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Up in La Tierra. Loud boom, and I mean loud. Windows visibly shook.


r/SantaFe • • 40m ago

Structural Engineers?

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Any recommendations who service Santa Fe?


r/SantaFe • • 2h ago

Dancing on Saturday night November 7th?

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My beautiful girlfriend and dance partner are coming to Santa Fe for Tommy Castro at Tumbleroot on Sunday and would love to go dancing on Saturday night. We are accomplished swing dancers with a penchant for blues music and can dance country if that is all that is available. Thanks!


r/SantaFe • • 12h ago

A saxophone trio plays Thelonious Monk compositions this Thursday at Lady Duff's

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r/SantaFe • • 21h ago

Costume Party !

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A night of spooky fun awaits you!


r/SantaFe • • 1d ago

Done supporting businesses that use AI image generation for art or marketing in a state full of artists

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I want to say upfront: I am not an anti AI crusader. I use AI, mostly to do mathy or computer type things that i can do anyways, since that’s the only way to make sure the ai is doing what you want- to be able to do it yourself so you can check the work. If the task can be done by a human, and I can’t do it, I hire someone to do it. When you account for labor time, it’s always cheaper and better than using AI. Always.

So here is my real rant:

Dear Santa Fe Business Owners:

Your AI slop makes me want to not spend money at your store or restaurant. Makes me not want to hire you for a service.

When I see it on social media, I scroll past or block. When I see it in your window or on a display stand outside (that cost more than hiring someone to make the sign) i walk by, I take note, I don’t support. Especially signs, artwork, and marketing.

Why?

Because Santa Fe, and New Mexico in general has so much artistic talent, and so much of that talent struggles to make a living with their art.

Most artists do not survive alone off of their “fine art” production, but rather use commercial gigs and jobs to make money to support the other art. Even wildly famous artists do this, and have forever. Da Vinci was commissioned for the Mona Lisa, Michelangelo for the Sistine Chappel, Kieth herring did commissioned advertising work, Warhol, you name a famous artist, and commercial work helped them survive.

When I walk by one of those piss yellow flyers, it makes me so mad. That could be something beautiful and creative, from a human mind and hand, adding to our beautiful city instead of making it gross and commercial. I expect that’s hit in New York City, or Dallas, or some other place where the commercial aesthetic reigns supreme, but not here. Here, I expect someone to find an artist to make your poster, your ad, your flyer. I know so many people with talent. Are they Michelangelo? No, of course not. But can they make an amazing flyer or ad material for your store or event? Absolutely.

All of these big corporations make it clear: we are the product, and separating us from our money for the least amount of value in exchange is the game.

I shop locally, which costs me more time and money than doing a one stop shop at Walmart. I do this because I care about the local businesses and how they contribute to what makes this town magical. How Is it fair to ask me to go out of my way and expend more resources than necessary to support your small business, when you don’t even show me you care enough to have a human convince me to come into your store or to your event? If you want robots in your shop, use robots to advertise. If you want people in your shop, try hiring people to create something real for you.

So I’m done. This holiday season, whatever you’re selling, if you have ai do your advertising, I’m not buying. I’ll find somewhere or something else. I will happily support your competitors who support local creatives and artists. The money will stay in Santa Fe.

Maybe I’m overreacting, but I’m just so sick of it. It feels offensive to me at this point, every time I see a frivolous ai thing that has escaped a screen, I want to tear it down.

Does anyone else feel the same?


r/SantaFe • • 1d ago

Cheers to the Rancho Siringo community, and much love

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Everyone rallying today was beautiful. Amongst other extensive destruction to my property I had a tree uprooted that landed on a wall causing it to collapse and total my neighbors car and she was only concerned if I was ok ❤️ (her car port ended up on my roof lol)


r/SantaFe • • 12h ago

Looking for a Room to Rent in Santa Fe or Albuquerque- Quiet, Responsible, and Respectful

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Hi everyone,

My name is Shan, and I’m looking for a room to rent in Santa Fe or Albuquerque.

I’m planning to relocate from Florida to the Santa Fe or Albuquerque, New Mexico area in November to focus on Business Consulting and Business Research.

I’ve spent a lot of time looking into the area and feel it’s the right fit for me, but I don’t have a place to stay yet.

A little about me: I’m a quiet, clean, educated, respectful, and well-mannered individual. I don’t drink, don’t smoke, don’t do any of the sort, or party, and I prefer a peaceful environment. I’m simply looking for a safe, stable, and comfortable place to call home. I’m open to renting a room with or without a private bathroom, and I don’t need much space.

I also work in business consulting and strategies, along with computer and business research. I enjoy helping people and businesses execute/brainstorm ideas, find solutions to problems, and explore ways to improve, grow and, save on their businesses.

If anyone happens to own a business and could use a little help in those areas, I’d be open to discussing an arrangement where I could exchange some of my skills and time for help with rent or possibly a room and board.

It’s just something I’m open to exploring if the right opportunity comes along, but I’m also perfectly happy with a regular room rental if it's reasonably priced.

I’m respectful of other people’s space and privacy, keep things clean, and appreciate a quiet, drama-free living environment.

If you have a room available, know someone who does, or think we might be a good fit, feel free to reach out! I’d be happy to answer any questions.

Thanks so much for your time for reading this. I really appreciate it.


r/SantaFe • • 16h ago

Upcoming Improv and Sketch Classes @SFI

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Some options to get you out of the house this winter. Want to stay in? An all-new online sketch-writing course.

LEVEL ONE: Introduction To Improv- now starts 11/8

Sundays (November 8- December 13)

1-3pm, 6 consecutive weeks

Instructor: Mercedes Murray

Level One focuses on two-person scenes. Two-person scenes are the core building block of almost all improvisation. In Level One, you will learn to be comfortable on stage and how to draw inspiration from your real-life experiences.

Key skills include establishing a base reality (who, what, and where) and discovering an emotional reality (how your character feels about the other character and the context of the scene).

LEVEL TWO: Monologue, Premise, and Discovery - starts 10/25

Sundays (October 25- December 13). 

1-3pm, 8 consecutive weeks.  

Instructor: James Howat  

This class introduces the monologue as a way to create premise-based longform improv sets. Develop the ability to make premise-based initiations that help jump start your scene. Build on the fundamentals of creating a base reality (who, what, where) and emotional reality. Revisit and heighten scenes later in the set with second beats. Other things explored in this level are framing and justification.  

How To Write Sketch Comedy

Thursdays (October 29th - December 17th, no class on Thanksgiving).

6-7:30pm, 7 week class.

Instructor: Benjamin E. Taxy.

A story-focused approach to sketch comedy that emphasizes idea selection and development, self-discovery, and becoming a better storyteller and writer.


r/SantaFe • • 21h ago

Anywhere in town that I can get plantains?

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Trying to make a dish and need some plantains.


r/SantaFe • • 1d ago

Recommendations for salon/barbershop?

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r/SantaFe • • 1d ago

New Mexico, aren’t you tired of going to work/school an hour early for 8 months of the year? Sign and share this petition to ditch the nonsense DST and time change. Let’s declutter our time

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r/SantaFe • • 1d ago

Where is the best bar to go in Santa Fe for Halloween? (age 23)

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r/SantaFe • • 2d ago

Got 2 videos here's 1

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r/SantaFe • • 2d ago

This is only the 4th time since they started being recorded that a tornado touched down in Santa Fe

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In Santa Fe county it's more common but October 24th, 2026 is officially only the 4th time a tornado has been recorded in the city since 1883


r/SantaFe • • 2d ago

Help needed?

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Does anybody know if help is needed to clean up areas?


r/SantaFe • • 2d ago

Is that it? Tornado

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r/SantaFe • • 1d ago

Dental Hygiene Student Seeking Patients

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Hi everyone!

I’m a dental hygiene student in Albuquerque, and I’m currently looking for patients to help me complete my clinical requirements and graduate.

I wanted to reach out to nearby communities in case anyone is looking for a more affordable dental cleaning and is able to travel to Albuquerque. Our student clinic offers discounted cleanings, and I’d be happy to share more information with anyone interested.

We also accept Delta Dental, Turquoise Care Medicaid, and United Concordia.

Appointments take approximately 2½ hours, and one or two visits may be needed depending on your needs. Additional fees may apply if X-rays or a dental exam are necessary.

I know traveling to Albuquerque may not work for everyone, but if you’re interested or have questions about the process, feel free to message me.

Thank you for taking the time to read this and for supporting a local dental hygiene student!


r/SantaFe • • 2d ago

Lightning from before the tornado touched down tonight

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These are screenshots from a video I took. They are split seconds apart so the first one just shows the different lighting but the second one shows how quickly it was moving across the sky and how much of the sky it was covering. Absolutely majestic to watch. Some of the loudest thunder I’ve ever heard