I ate lunch on the parking garage roof today because the break room microwave still smelled like someone's fish. Down in the lot, two guys were going back and forth about whether a hot dog counts as a sandwich, and I almost yelled that it does. Then I realized I don't actually know anyone who'd argue with me about it, so if you've got opinions or just want to talk, I'm here.

Hello! I’m Marie and I’m 28 years old. I love fashion and skincare. I really like horror movies, especially those of the slasher genre. I like to edit photos so if one day you need to edit (whichever) do not hesitate to consult me. Feel free to talk to me!

Hello world!

Okay so the title is a bit much I do admit but then again so am I so I guess it balances out 🤷

Basically what the title says is what I am after! Anyone is welcome to DM! I myself am in the BST time zone! But open to anywhere!

It would be literally a dream come true for me to find someone I can completely be myself with. Someone who likes talking to me, likes spending time. Talk endlessly about anything on this planet and puts equal effort back into the convo

Maybe you think you’re “too much” or have been told you are. But I kinda sorta love that? So please message?

I’m super open about anything maybe you have a passion that you wanted to share? Share away!

I’ll give you a run down about some of the hobbies I’m into!

- cars, engines, racing

- CAD, tech, computers, programming

- Art, nature, photography, music

- Gaming, history, and space

But yeah! I’m extremely easy going! Just message!

Have a good day!

Congratulations! You've encountered a reasonably functional human being on the internet. Please read the following before initiating a conversation LOL.

Known features:

• Capable of having a normal conversation. Cannot guarantee it will stay on topic.
• Accepts funny videos, ridiculous memes, book recommendations, and random messages without an appointment.
• Occasionally performs voice impressions. Quality control remains a work in progress.
• Will absolutely add another book to his reading list despite already having enough books to last several lifetimes.
• Understands that people have jobs, responsibilities, and entire lives outside their inboxes. Replies may vary accordingly.

Physical description, for identification purposes:

6 feet tall, dark brown hair with a growing collection of gray, warm brown eyes, light freckles across the nose and cheeks, a short trimmed beard, and thin black glasses. Clean-cut, generally harmless, occasionally ridiculous.

Other things I get up to:

Acting, voice acting, photography, reading, writing, audiobooks, cycling, and long walks that begin as exercise and somehow turn into an hour of thinking about everything.

What I'm actually looking for:

Someone I genuinely enjoy hearing from. Someone who can be silly without feeling silly, talk about whatever happens to be on their mind, and appreciate that a good connection doesn't have to be intense every single day.

If you've made it this far, I guess you've already passed the first round!

What is your favourite comfort food?

Hey everyone! As the title says, I'm a 32 year-old male from TX, US. About me, I don't know what to say but let me try. At least I can say a few things. I consider myself as an introvert. I enjoy spending my time on my own. I like gaming, listening to music, and reading. Yeah, sometimes I can be a couch potato as well. Other than this, I like walking outdoors. I work in healthcare and also get my next title. But I'm interested in other things including history, geography etc. I also try to get better at GeoGuessr. Do you play it? I also like thrifting. Anyway, I guess that's all for now. Even if I'm an introvert, I started feeling alone recently. I'm looking for some people to be friends with. I know since I'm a male, I won't get many messages but here we are. Don't hesitate to dm me if you'd like to chat. I'm open to anyone. I don't mind where you're from, what gender you're, or how old you're. Only 18+ please. Thanks for reading.

Yo I’m a black dude living in Ireland, 6’0, 19 years old and I’m looking for some friends to talk, chill and play games.

I play on PS4, switch (sometimes) and a pc, I do Brazilian jiu-jitsu, I watch anime, I read manga, my favourite colour is blue and I go to the gym.

About me:

• I’m chill and like to joking around (sometimes).

• I can hold up a conversation well and try to give advice if needed.

• My top 5 anime are Dbz, One piece, Bleach, Jojo’s and Naruto or Inazuma Eleven, (I do got a top 10 though).

• My favourite movie is Rush hour and Avatar.

PC - Minecraft, REPO, Lethal Company, Roblox, Terraria, Peak, Schedule 1 and Gmod.

PS4 - GTA5, Minecraft, Red dead redemption 2, FIFA, 2K and brawlhalla.

Switch - Mario Kart 8 and the legend of Zelda tears of the kingdom (I’ll get more games soon).

I’m mostly looking for people who can hold up a conversation pretty well, play video games or talk about anime and just to vibe with.

If you’re interested in having a conversation, tell me your favourite fight in anime and why.

Hope to seeing y’all.

Hi 😊
I'm Robert, 26 and gay, i genuinely looking for friendships, preferably with women.
I've always found that I naturally connect well with women, and I'd love to find a friendship built on trust, kindness, good conversation, some humor and let's be honest... a little bit of yapping and harmless gossip too 😉

I work out and love the gym, love to read, listen to good music, hang in the nature and few other interests you'll find out soon i guess.
Fashion, beauty, shopping and self-care are genuinely my things.
I can go from laughing about the dumbest memes to having a deep 2am conversation about life, relationships, and personal growth, sometimes in the same hour.

I'm the kind of friend who actually checks in, remembers something you told me three weeks ago, hypes you up when you need it, and genuinely enjoys getting to know people.

I'd love to text with a women who are looking for something similar, someone to talk to, laugh with, vent to, celebrate wins with, and maybe become actual friends instead of disappearing after a few messages. 🙏
If you decide to message me, please tell me a little about yourself,  
How old are you and where are you from? What are your hobbies? What's something you're proud of about you? or anything else you feel like sharing.

Please send more than just "hi" and not any effortless message, because I genuinely never know what to do with that 😅
Looking forward to text with you 🤩

I’m an open minded dude, I love learning about random stuff and willing to chat about most topics! Anything from nature to gaming to life to bucket list ideas to just the most of anything there is! I love to have long chats as well!

Sup!

I'm a dude from Kiwiland looking for some nerdy people to be buddies with. A big ol' gamer here. Am I good at games? No. Am I getting better? Also no. Am I a fkn delight to be around? It's still a no. But you better believe I can fkn yap my butt off about nerdy shit and I have a pretty decent EQ level which is impressive for a gamer so, that's a small win and by god I will take whatever wins I can get these days lol

I like the Souls series, The Elder Scrolls, World of Warcraft, Diablo 4, Dead by Daylight, Alien Isolation, Resident Evil, Little Nightmares/Reanimal, Hollow Knight, so many. I've been thinking of trying Monster Hunter for ages. Big big big Magic the Gathering fan as well. One might even call me a cardboard crack addict.

Do you like to yap about lore? Did Miquella do nothing wrong? Do you fear the Old Blood? Which MTG colour pair best represents you? Are the Dunmer the best fictional race in fantasy and why is the answer of course they are? Does Kara's ending in BSG make you cry like a lil weenie? If any of these questions float your goat then we might just get along!

On the side I enjoy some fantasy/sci-fi/horror movies and shows, a cheeky bit of world building and character concepts, listening to music and conjuring dark deities out of the void of space.

I have a lot of free time and my sleep is whack, so most times should suit me - but I am for the most part looking for people on the West Coast of the US, in Australia or also from NZ. If you are from outside these regions then gaming or spending time together in the future might be more difficult when it comes to ping n stuff, but feel free to reach out for a text friend at least!

I have some health issues and my head do a hurty a lot so I might not always be at 100, but I definitely put a lot of effort into my friendships regardless. I take a big interest in other people and I expect the same in return so, please ask questions and try to get to know me, and message first once in a while. I'm giga fkn gay so please just be chill with the LGTVs obviously, and be in your mid 20s or older. Gender doesn't matter to me either. But yeah, thanks for reading and hope to hear from ya!

Yo, what’s up? Hope you’re having a good morning/ afternoon/ evening! My name is Emrys, and I’m looking for some down to earth dudes to game with.

Recently I have been playing Nightreign, Overwatch, Palworld, and Outlast Trials. I am in no way a pro gamer, so I would honestly prefer someone that’s more chill and down to have fun regardless of if we win or lose. I’ve also been looking for some gamers that can open my eyes up to different genres of games. I can be a person that sticks to his favorites and not really expand beyond that, so a little push would be great.

Preferably want a long term gaming buddy and not just someone I play with once and it’s done.
Please know how to hold a conversation and be willing to voice chat once we get to know each other more.

Ideally I would love someone from North America but I’m down to make friends with overseas people so long as we find time to interact lol.

A little about me: I love to cook, and bake. I love being outdoors and taking photography. I’m a huge book nerd and when not gaming will be reading. Love horror, and the paranormal, so that’s movies, books, games, and shows. INFJ and Aries if that matters lol. I’m chill, genuine, easy to talk to, and a lover of deep connections and good times.

I play on PS5 and PC, so hit me up if you’re either of those!

Headed into the 7th inning. Will we finally win the fall classic, or will we have to wait until tomorrow?? I’m hoping we complete the sweep 😂anyway, read on to learn more about me!

EDIT: Brew Crew will be back tomorrow…with Miz on the plate 😎

Hey there! I’m a 29 year old female residing in the US. Hopeful to find a solid connection! Expectations are 0, but I’m happy to travel wherever the path takes us :) here’s a bit about me… 

\-Work in STEM (S)

\-Amateur speedcuber (I can solve a Rubik’s cube in under 30 seconds…yes, really)

\-Love being outdoors and going for hikes

\-Active and go to the gym 4 times per week. Ran my first half marathon in 2025 - would love to chat with fellow runners 

\-Love music, and I play bass (not in a band). I have played in pit orchestras and could yap your ear off about musicals! 

\-Love sports: soccer, tennis, football, baseball 

\-Empathetic, kind, compassionate 

The physical (because sometimes it’s nice to have a mental image): 5’9, long brown hair, been referred to as ‘muscle mommy’ (not a real mommy), two different eye colors (one green, one brown), 6.5 tattoos (one is unfinished). Happy to swap SFW pics early on if you’d like :)

Reach out if any of this resonated with ya! Let me know age/location/gender, and your favorite movie or most controversial opinion! Looking forward to hearing from some of ya!

Please be 26+

let's hang out and chat together. I'm happy to talk either short or long-term depending on how we get along. I'm interested in gaming, crafting, and nature. I love listening to the same songs on repeat, downloading too many mods for my video games, drinking copious amounts of coffee, and looking at goofy animals online. I can read your tarot or tell you cool bug facts. I'd love to meet some people who are also interested in nerdy or creative endeavors. I'm super excited for halloween and just bought some cider to celebrate the season. tell me what your favorite candy is as an icebreaker if you want to chat.

So trying my luck here I'm not sure I will get anyone...but yeah need a genuine companion Abt me kind of old school guy from uttarakhand ind nd love to talk up for late night talk.. deal with multiple prvlms of others to make them happy I preety like that stuff I can be a moral supporter or whtever you want .. ik in this world of digitalization it is not easy to trust specially on boys as we all know some creeps how they behave genuinely I am not sure about getting any dm but if yu really found me good or nice just dm me yu can check my hobbies nd other in my bio 😅like idk many pols don't like that typ of things but yes here I am feel free to txt ..

Bie

Well... I am bored as hell. So, I thought, why not try this shit out.

About Me:

Whenever someone asks how I'm doing, I usually lie and say 'good', even though I am doing fan fucking fantastic. I guess that's a bit cocky, eh? I may appear arrogant and unattainable. That's because I am :P

But I'm also a hopeless romantic who believes that passionate love can be like a shooting star.

I don't know everything, but here are a few observations I've come to in my life:

* If you're not dead to one person, you're not living right.

* Most hot girls will never know if they are actually interesting or not.

* Money can't buy happiness but it solves 95% of problems that make you unhappy.

Two truths one lies:

I am in university. I am a firefighter. I love leather jackets.

PS. If political incorrect humor or color metaphors or the f word offends you, run screaming for the exits now. I have no intention to offend anyone, but I do pride myself on being able to trigger some people by just my way of being.

PPS. No Creeps.

PPPS. Don't be someone who just starts with basic "Hey", "Hi", "Hello". You get the idea.

Haiii, i'm bored and just want anyone who i can chat with to long term make a friendship and introduce to my interests such as games.

Some things about me:

Favourite games (both pc or mobile available): roblox, minecraft, identity V, cookie run tower of adventures, btd 6.

Likes: cats, games, friendly people

Dislikes: dishonesty, rudeness

Zodiac sign: capricorn (december 28)

Personality: loyal, caring, chill, strategist and sometimes a yapper.

(Please, read this post If you want to send me a message)

Yes... I'm still here and I'm still trying to find someone... That's all I want 😔 Finding a bestie Is my dream... I would love to finally say "Goodbye" to my loneliness and start smiling, again. Not with someone random, but with someone who wants what I want...

(I'm a REAL PERSON! Bots are taking over Reddit but I'm not one of them so don't accuse me of being someone/something I'm not)

I want you to read everything because my expectations aren't the same as other people's expectations. I also want you to know what to expect because even though we're all here to spend time with others, not everyone needs new friends. Some people want to find someone to play games with & It's just an example. 👇🏻

(This post Is for people who live In Europe because I would love to meet my new friends In real life, In the future)

I made this account In 2021 and even though I'm really active on Reddit, I can't make new friends... Not everyone on Reddit Is toxic or rude but there's ALWAYS something missing because I don't feel any emotional connection... I would love to change my life & finally wake up excited to text someone I really, really like 🙁 But... Life Isn't easy and I'm not sure If there's still a chance for me to find someone with exactly the same expectations as mine, someone who wants to meet someone new...

• I'm DEFINITELY NOT Interested In small talk! I had to use capital letters because I don't like low-effort messages and I don't even want to read them. Repetitive questions like "How are you?", "What are you up to?" or "What are your plans for the weekend?" aren't enough to start a conversation with me.. Don't get me wrong - Questions like these can be an Interesting addition to conversations about something else, but whenever people ask me the three most common questions In the world - my answer's the same because my life Is quite monotonous and I don't really know what people expect to hear 🙁 I also don't like abbreviations. Abbreviations are shortened forms of words or phrases. Why? I just don't like them because I see no reason to use shortened forms of words that are already short enough, you know? Abbreviations are common among minors and bored adults but I'm neither a minor, nor a bored adult. I want to see emotional maturity, warmth and kindness In conversations with others.

• I don't need to see your list of hobbies to know If you're someone I would get along with! You can tell me what you're Interested In but.. Believe It or not - I'm not like others and even If you're Interested In something I'm not - we can still be friends! What matters to me Is what you're like (If you're honest, talkative, kind, understanding and If your outlook on life Is similar to mine)

• I don't want to talk to minors and people way older than me. Why? I don't want to talk to minors because I'm an adult & I don't want to talk to anyone over fifty for example. Emotional maturity doesn't necessarily come with age so you can send me a message even If you're 20 (It's just an example) but please, don't contact me If you want to remind me that I'm older than you. I want you to feel comfortable & I want to feel comfortable myself. When I read messages like "Hi, I'm younger but I hope you don't mind" I always say to myself "If my age bothers you, you should've contacted someone else" I absolutely don't mind talking to people younger than me If they know how to communicate with others 🌸

• PLEASE, Don't use AI to talk to me! I Can't stand AI generated messages! If I wanted to read AI generated messages, I wouldn't be here! I read AI generated messages and comments all the time and I'm sick of It!

• I don't want to get any messages from people whose accounts are NSFW! Please, respect my decision! It's none of my business If you're here to find someone to flirt with or If you're an Internet exhibitionist but I don't want to see you with no clothes on - If you want to be my friend & I don't want to know what you want to do with other women In bed. If you are on Reddit to flirt with others, be on Reddit to flirt with others but... don't make an alternative account to hide who you really are just to send me a message. Pretending to be someone you're not - Isn't good for anyone

• I'm not a fan of sarcasm! I do - have a sense of humor but I'm not someone who makes fun of everyone and everything... Jokes about disabilities, death, religion or someone's financial status - are unacceptable to me!

• I also want to meet people who don't mind listening to negative stories and sharing them with others. My life's not easy so If you want to be In my life, you should be prepared for a realistic or even pessimistic outlook on life. I'm definitely not an optimist and I know I wouldn't get along with optimistic people who always tell others "Just believe In yourself and everything's gonna be OK" or something. We don't always get what we want & and It's completely normal to lose hope "for a better tomorrow" after many failed attempts. Not everything's as easy as It seems to be so If all you want to say to someone who needs emotional support Is "Don't complain" or "Find a therapist" Please.. don't send me a message. Not all sad people need therapists and let's be honest - Would a therapist replace a true friend? Absolutely not! Everyone needs a shoulder to cry on! I also don't mind listening to sad stories (even If they're repetitive) because I know what It's like when no one wants to listen to you...

• I would love to meet people who also don't have anyone, you know? There's absolutely nothing wrong with having friends and not being single but I'm single and I don't have anyone special In my life... It's just easier for me to get along with others If there's some common ground. I just feel better talking to people who know what It's like to be completely alone & let's be honest - People who have friends or partners, have less time for others...(which Is completely understandable) and I? I don't want to feel like an option, again. I'm not here to meet as many people as possible because I choose quality over quantity 🌸

• If your comment history Is full of comments "If you want to talk, hit me up" don't send me a message. I don't want to be rude but If It doesn't make any difference to you who you want to chat with - I'm definitely not for you. I want you to be my friend because of who I am! (If after reading my post you think you'd get along with me) I don't need emotional support from someone who doesn't even want to read my post.

• I want to talk to people who love and use emojis 🤭😊 Why? Emojis help us express our emotions even If others can't see our faces. Two emojis "😊" and "😔" are completely enough. You're probably surprised but.. text messages without emojis are really emotionless... I also don't like it when people say "yeah" or yea" as it sounds dismissively! First impression Is everything to me! I want to see your kindness even In a text message

Ps. I don't like kids and I don't want to ever become a parent. I just thought everyone should know that just In case. I don't want any unpleasant conversations with anyone. Not everyone wants to be friends with people who don't want kids so.. It's better to be honest. 🌸

Ps.2 I don't reply to messages I'm not Interested In even If they're long! I'm not on Reddit to pretend anything and I'm not here to be everyone's best friend. Some people lie & make empty promises to get attention. I? I'm quite selective because I know what I want.

Ps.3 I admire sensitive people who are not ashamed of crying In front of others! Crying Is not a weakness! It's not a weakness even If you're a guy 🧡

Please, If you want to talk send me a private message.

Hello all, i hope everyone who reads this is doing well!

As the title says i have the night off and looking for some good convo, im horrible at talking about myself but i’ll give it a try

Im a huge nerd, i collect action figures, play video games, i watch anime from time to time

I love movies

And i do a bit of art too mostly drawing and some sculpting

I hope to see ya’ll in my DMs soon

Optional ice breaker: least and most favorite movie

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Hey! I'm a 36-year-old guy who enjoys connecting with people from all walks of life. Whether you're looking for a casual chat, a new friend, or just someone to share interests with, feel free to reach out.

I have a few unusual hobbies, a small collection of pets, and a love for music and tattoos. I'm always happy to talk about hobbies, life, random interests, or whatever happens to come up.

If that sounds interesting, send me a message!

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Hello!

I can't wait to meet you! Tell me about all of the things you're passionate about, tell me of your loves and woes. Let us bond in friendship together in this beautiful life.

Let us impact each other and make the world a better place. Let us share in everything that is good and grow as people.

I'm a poet and musician. I love all things artistic and all things really. I can also be a cynical bastard so beware of that.

So send me a message and let's see where things go!

Just a mom that is looking for people that don't take life to seriously and like to have fun. Movies and music are my thing. Let's chat.